Saturday, December 31, 2016

ARE YOU THINKING OF NIGERIA AND ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR LIFE?
Let’s assume you’re from Nigeria, and you know what’s happening in the country and to your fellow countrymen and women. What do you think as you examine the statements below? Throw the statements around at dinner table as you talk with your family and friends. This Christmas season is the best time to begin discussing and thinking about lovely Nigeria. How does the discussion go? And what valuable lessons are you learning from the discussions? Focus your thoughts a bit deeper.
Education is the essential bedrock of a strong democracy.
There’s a world of similarities and shared meaning in Buhari and Bugharia, Igbo vernacular for change. Compare with chegharia  (rethink);  tugharia (turn over).
Trust Nigerians and they will be true to you. Treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
The secret of getting Nigeria ahead is getting started, not in empty talking about nothing.
If Nigerians don’t believe they can win, it’s guaranteed they won’t.
Nothing can stop a Nigerian man or woman with the right attitude from achieving great things. Nothing on earth can help the man or woman with the wrong attitude.
The pessimistic fellow sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimistic Nigerian sees opportunity in every difficulty.
What we are born with is God’s gift to us. What we do with it is our gift to God and God’s children.
Let the clock run out on despair. Never let the clock run out on hope.
“I’m sorry but we can’t use you” is a lame excuse from the deplorable. The deplorable ought to be useless and entirely excused from your life.
You can’t control what others think about you. You can control how you think about their thoughts.
What matters is not the size or tribe or breed of dog in the fight, but the fight of the dog of any tribe.
Honesty is still considered the foremost of all virtues for on it hang all others.
Get into the game first. No one is impressed with the win-lose record of the referee or the scoreboard.
If you keep saying evil things are going to happen in Nigeria, chances are you are becoming either a prophet of doom or T B Joshua. You may as well be a native doctor.
Believe that you can whip Satan, and you have won half the battle.
Never complain, never explain, Just do it
Never ask, “What have you done for me lately?” Ask, “What can I do for you today?”
When you get to where you are going, the first thing to do is to take care of the bicycle that got you there.
They wrestle with us, strengthen our nerves, and sharpen our thinking skills. Our antagonists/enemies are our helpers.
When you look back upon your life, you will find out that the moments that stand out the most are the moments you did things for others.
As you become successful, you’ll need a great deal of determination not to lose your self-discipline and common touch, sense of balance, humility, and commitment.
Conquer others and you are strong. Conquer self and you are mighty.

Culled by Dr. james C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmal.com, jamesagazies.blogspot.com
WHAT NIGERIANS  WISH TO SEE IMPROVED  IN 2O17
The purpose of this write –up is to report on the scores I have in my grade book for three African countries, and what my fellow Nigerians wish to happen in their country in the New Year, 2017. Nigeria, under Buhari, is trying, but more is desired.  There is ample room for improvement. Nigeria ought to do much better in the coming year. After chatting with a few friends in Nigeria, Ghana and Zimbabwe as a college teacher, here are the scores in my grade book: 
Ghana has B:  Nigeria has C; and  Zimbabwe has F  
I didn’t chat at length with the Ghanaians and Zimbabweans due to telephone and time constraints. Here are the wishes of the Nigerians:
Stop the rising cases of hunger in the land by fixing the economy;  address the rising cases of hunger among Nigerians by “relaxing government’s policy on importation of food items for a short term to stem hunger.”
Tackle corruption successfully and end insurgency. Put a stop to attacks by Fulani herdsmen. Control the activities of cattle rustlers by not giving the impression that government support such uncivilized behavior
Restructure the country, ensure equity in governance and improve security of lives and properties
Stop importing petroleum products;  and stimulate local refineries to provide perrol.
Set up economic teams to study the sufferings of Nigerians and suggest remedies.
 Fight corruption by building strong institutions rather than chasing after corrupt individuals.
Restructure the country by empowering the States and groups, including the youth and persons responsible for securing the lives and properties of Nigerians.
Be relentless in efforts to crush the head and brain of Boko Haram insurgency in the country
Improve infrastructure and rehabilitate bad roads and dangerous bridges
Assemble the right people in teams to get the country out of this recession.
Put a stop o high rate of unemployment, kidnapping and activities of militants by providing more employment opportunities.
Cease messing with the Judiciary, but treat the branch with respect as one of the 3 important watchdogs (executive,  judiciary, and legislative branches) so that the Judiciary’s image should not be battered.
Bring Nigerian experts in economics to examine the nation’s economy and provide suggestions.
Overcome nepotism, ethnocentrism and religiosity in government by looking beyond the All Progressives Congress to appoint competent persons.
Pay salaries on time; stop begrudging workers their paychecks for as long as 8 months, even if it means borrowing from  banks to pay salaries and reimbursing banks as money becomes available,
Ensure the security of lives and properties of Nigerians in 2017.
Reduce attacks by Fulani herdsmen and other militant groups in a manner that shows commitment to constructive and participatory governance, rather than authoritarianism.
Reduce suffering by reducing (a) government’s inability to pay salaries when due,(b) prices of food items that went beyond people’s affordability, and (c) and the withdrawal of children from school during the year because of parents’ inabilities to pay school fees.

Treat all Nigerians, including Igbos, Ijaws, and other minorities like every other Nigerians by extending fairness in administration of equity and justice.

Assembled by  Dr. James C. Agazie; jamesagazie@gmail.com; jamesagazies.blogspot.com

CHIEF  OBAFEMI AWOLOWO AND THE STEM CURRICULUM TO REVOLUTIONIZE NIGERIA’S EDUCATION, BENEFIT THE CHILD
The Nigerian Federal Government ought to have the  encourage to strengthen our country ‘s educational  system by (i), emphasizing  Science, Technology, Engineering , and Mathematics curricula beginning from the early years in our public schools through the universities; (ii)  testing millions of our school children in order to separate about 20% of the best brains for special training at Government expense in Nigeria’s Science Academies to serve as our nucleus scientists; and (iii repatriating millions of our best science brains from Western countries where they had gone to avoid hardships at home.
Any government , including the Nigerian  Federal and State Governments, is empowered by  virtue of the  eminent domain to do what is best for the country. Education is not a luxury but a necessity.  That includes removing brainy and creative children from their families and providing proper training, school lunches, mentoring, and getting them ready to champion scientific jobs. 
This is not new.  China, Japan, North Korea, and India are followings the approach outlined in this essay and reaping huge, unsurpassed benefits . China, Russia and tiny North Korea are harvesting the best scientific brains, while Nigeria and many African countries are lagging behind, losing their best brains or just beginning to wake up from deep slumber punctuated with anti-science superstitions (voodoo mentality).  
The purpose of this piece is twofold: first, to build on the educational philosophy and pragmatism  of Obafemi  Awolowo’s and his indelible  contribution to  Nigeria’s school system;  and second, to  categorically state that my country Nigeria is destroying the future of young Nigerian children when our instructive practices concentrate heavily on ineffectual programs that do not make a significant dent on our national development and that cannot  prepare the young for the future.  
Awolowo’s impact is indelible in that what he did for Western Nigeria is impossible to ignore or repeal. Awolowo’s collision with Nigeria’s education juggernaut is newsworthy. Awolowo’s impact cannot be obliterate; it is  ineffaceable, ineradicable, permanent, stubborn, obstinate, unforgettable, or deep-rooted. It is like a tree’s  mkporogwu (tap root) or your body’s akwala (veins).
A nation like Nigeria needs to revolutionize its education in order to remain viable and survive as a nation in the next Century. Nigeria can survive by implementing  the STEM curriculum in order to make wise decisions that would benefit the masses. The Nigerian Federal Government ought to listen attentively, not askance, when science is the topic of discussion. 
How can we use science to provide information and knowledge that can help Nigeria’s Federal Government make wise decisions?  Science provides jobs for smart Nigerians in manufacturing, telecommunication, and agriculture. Science allows common people to work together to solve common problems affecting them such as providing enough food to feed a bourgeoning population.
Another problem needing urgent solution in Nigeria is how to place cattle herders and their cattle in safe enclosures in order to not allow them to forage, scavenge, or rummage at will, destroying people’s farms and killing villagers. Science brings together people with similar points of view from different Nigerian tribes to make decisions to save their country. President Buhari cannot pretend he has all the solutions in his brain. No man or woman can. We need cooperative efforts, individual “I too know.”
Specifically, what does science do for the average Nigerian on the streets?  You could use physics, which helps with engineering, to construct new and improved buildings and structures. There should be reduction in the numbers of Nigerians living in abject beggary and squalor and who have such communicable diseases as polio, syphilis, small pox, chicken pox, small pox, leprosy, and HIV/AIDS.
Chemistry helps scientists to create new compounds with better properties that would rid Nigerians of many of our illnesses and improve our lifestyle. Examples are carbon fiber, and lighter materials for use in planes and cars to make them more fuel efficient. Science enables us to better understand the world around us. Science can promote instant global communications.

We do not need Nigerian languages (Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Efik, Kanuri , or Munchi, except to help us understand the scientific world  around us.  We do not need Nigerian  religions (Chistianty, paganism,  and Islam) except to entertain us  or to restrain us when isi mgbaka (insanity or craziness created by belief in various gods ) puts us on the risk of killing off each other. We need to think like Awolowo to rescue Nigeria from the bottom rail it has fallen to since Nigeria’s educational systems have all but disappeared. We cannot fail to catch onto the vision of Awolowo’s philosophy and pragmatism.
While we are still on revolutionizing the Nigerian educational  system,  Awolowo’s theory and pragmatism jump at us and jumpstart  us in the right direction. Theory is a hypothesis, a conjecture, speculation, assumption, presumption, supposition, or guess.  Pragmatism is defined as practicality, expediency, matter-of-factness, uncomplicatedness, or simplicity. That’s what the Nigerian school child is in dire need of; how to move into the 21st Century with the rest of the children of the world.
We give credit where credit is due. It is due to  Chief Obafemi Awolowo for having the foresight and forethought to come up with free Universal Primary Education (UPE ) in the West (now extended to the universities). That UPE gave the Yorubas  a broad headstart /jumpstart in the educational arena .It should do the same for all Nigerians regardless of tribe and State of origin
 A headstart is an advantage, advance, start, leadership, or vanguard.  It is like the battery and jump cable that kick your dead car into life when the temperature falls below freezing point in Alaska. Let the Igbos and Hausas (nay, all Nigerians)  learn from Chief Awolowo. Let the Hausas and Kanuris embark upon and extend the philosophy of Awolowo whereby  Illiterate traders enroll in schools established in the middle of Enugu’s Ogbete and Lagos’ Alaba markets.
 Chief Awolowo said: “Let there be light!,”  and there was  a great light in Western Nigeria. This light ought to be duplicated all over Nigeria. How? Travelling Schools on horses and camelbacks follow cattle herders along their routes, teaching their women and children to read, write, and compute.  Lorries packed  ndi nkuzi (teachers) ply the byways/side streets/lanes of Southern Nigeria. They  teach the poor, hardworking, long-suffering, sweating village woman selling akara balls in the hot sun  at Surulere or Utonkon. They teach  the basic computer programming language so the akara fryer understands how life is changing each passing minute.
Science can enable that akara frier to communicate with her son in Russia or Washington DC through hand-held computer or cell phone. Why can’t she send a 3-dimensional picture of her image and akara  cooking in the hot palm oil to her son while she is learning useful skills in the blazing, sweltering, baking,  blistering, roaring, scorching, roasting, glowing, and burning  sun-baked environment? There is  no end to boookeeerrry (book learning).
The application of science is limitless. The application in the Nigerian context is immeasurable, unbounded, and inexhaustible.  Let some Nigerian geniuses translate calculus, differential equations, geometry, and topology into Nigerian languages (Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba)  to enable us get faster to the moon and back; to fix our roads, remove shit from our water to make it drinkable, and prevent our mothers from dying in local unhygienic maternity wards or travelling overseas for prenatal and postnatal care at prohibitive costs.
Because we are now becoming  global-minded rather than constrained in the village or regional, we need to be able to communicate with the world through a common language that would get us on the road to modernity. The common language shall come around iff (if and only if) we become immersed in the asusu (language or dialect) of science that traverses, goes over, or passes through regional boundaries. That language is nothing less that the STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics).  The use of quadratic formula to solve algebraic equations  is the same at Enugu as it is in London.
A car drives anywhere in the world, doesn’t it? An airplane files over all terrains, no be so? In order to survive in the next century, we need a steadfast, solid,  unyielding grounding in Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics (STEM). Let every Nigerian say “STEM” throughout the land. Stem, Stem, Stem, Stem, Stem, Stem…….  
What shall we do when our oil is no longer needed or yielding fruits? What do we do if our population continues to expand until we have no more arable land to grow cassava, yams, plantains, corn, or wheat? Do we curl up and die when no one needs our dirty oil that pollutes our environment, that infuriates Buhari to the point of sending hired assassins with powerful armaments to kill persons who are trying to save our environments, and who are saying: “Mr. President, there’s a better scientific way than petroleum”?
Science will teach us to invest in driver-less  vehicles that do  not use Nigerian petrol, that use solar panels that trap energy from the sum.  It has gone beyond science fiction but it is happening today when solar energy gotten from the blazing sun is making kerosene generators from the Chinese as obsolete as outside latrines dug in the earth.  We cannot continue to walk around naked under uncomfortable heavy  lace when our future clothes are made from fibers that are as cool as cotton.
We need massive education in the sciences to avoid being  left behind  in the race to the moon; we cannot  be redundant or go back to the caves like our primitive fore parents  had lived, particularly as the Nigerians love to have multiple sex partners  and fill tiny huts with neglected children who are constantly coughing, sneezing, shitting  with bloated stomachs and who are frequently infected with malarial fever and dysentery.  Science ought to take care of our many problems iff (if and only if) we begin to cultivate scientific minds as a matter of exigency, urgency, or necessity.
As the Nigerian population explodes unchecked , aren’t we at the point where we need to practice birth control and family planning? Do we need to pay the boko haram insurgents  to kill off 20,000 of us per day so 20,000 others can eat?. Who would feed us when there is not enough arable land to support Nigerians’ obsession with starches (rice, cassava, garri, cocoyams, potatoes, wheat, to name a few).
All Nigerian educational system does is prepare us for a life of the past century; a life of abject poverty and dependency. We are rapidly becoming  a beggar nation that cannot feed itself;  but we lives hand –to-mouth pleading for handouts, particularly leftovers that others have rejected and  that are stamped “expired do not consume.”  
We Nigerians feed on remnants of poisonous foodstuffs swept into gutters of overfed nations. Come to think of it, we line up as suppliant and compliant vagabonds at the World bank and other exploitative lenders to fill applications for loans that have such excessive interest rates  that our  oil,  children, and other natural resources cannot pay off in 1,000 years. We cannot pay off the debts we incur as a result of lack of scientific knowledge in the lifetimes of our people. We shall not forever be indebted.
We cannot do without science education in Nigerian public  schools. Surely, we cannot do without science education in the Nigerian public schools. If we try to do without the science knowledge, we shall be virtual indentured servants or rent-paying occupants on slave plantations owned by the European slave masters. Yes, we Nigerians , some with PhD’s in very impressive fields , are contented to be able-bodied Nigger servants who are property of Mr. Charlie at the head of the  manufacturing concerns of  superpowers represented by the Americans, Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, the French, and Germans.
 So long as we are under-educating  or mis-educating  our young people in the science fields, we run the risk of forevermore remaining the Third World people who live in  superstition and darkness rather than light and enlightenment, who die young from preventable illnesses, and who forever remain consumer nation rather than producing people.  We run the risk of becoming non-beings from whom all exploiters harvested transplantable body parts  (heart, liver, kidney, pancreases, eyes, skin, and other  needed  components). Without science education in the  Nigerian public schools and without  practicing the philosophy of Obafemi  Awolowo, we are nothing. We are nonentity, unknown, insignificant.
Submitted December 31, 2016. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com, jamesagazies.blogspot.com                                       

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Hey, Nigerians, Let's Turn Around; Let's Change
Written by James Agazie Ed D

Heaven and earth will not pass away, if President Buhari along with his governing team, including the Senate and House Members, State Governors, CBN managers, and the so-called shakers and movers in my country,  gather all Nigerians around them to announce: “Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried this thing for 56 years with some success and some lessons to be learned. It is time for another team of young leaders to take over. We wish to exit now but we shall be around to provide pieces of advice as elder Statesmen and Stateswomen. Good Bye.” 
The aim of this essay is first to advocate a change in the ways we Nigerians do things and second; to recount ways this writer has changed as a person and college teacher. Change must occur within us before we can be effective change agents. Why must I attempt to change your and others’ behavior and attitudes and still remain unchanged? We Nigerians in politics and business are urged to metamorphose and see ourselves for what we truly are: WE ARE PUBLIC SERVANTS AND CHANGE AGENTS. These terms need to be defined.
Public is defined as being free, civic-minded, communal, open, or unrestricted. Servant is one who waits on others; a man or woman who sees to it that others are waited on in a timely and efficient manner. Public trust must be maintained at all costs, Therefore, every Nigerian who is elected or appointed to an office is there to cater to the needs of the general public at whose pleasure he or she is occupying the position. A servant is not there to serve himself or herself. While we're on the subject, the appropriate motto for all good Nigerian leaders is “First of all Servant of All.” Jesus  the Good Shepherd has told us that the first shall be the last and the last the first. We must change! Our song shall be:
One Two Three and Four! We’re Servants, working for Nigeria
In the name of the Country we shall all change
One Two Three and Four! We’re Soldiers working for our country
In the name of Nigeria we shall conquer   
To change demands that we alter, modify, vary, transform; that we revolutionize, adjust, amend, or modify old habits. Change is the spice of life and without change existence will be meaningless, without sugar, salt or condiments. A change is like taking bath in a warm milk and wearing a new flowing garb. It is like taking a purgative medicine like Castor oil or Epsom salt to clear our system of poisonous debris or rubbish that causes blockages leading to ill-health. Change is refreshing, creating easy-flowing bowels while when done right, while sameness produces aching constipation.
When we say change, we mean we should make a conscious effort at an about-turn, reversal, turnaround, U-turn, or improvement. We are suggesting that time has come for Nigerians to take an introspective look inward, to take stocks and effect needed changes in the way we think, behave, feel, and are. If you do not or cannot change to become a better Nigerian, my brother or sister, you have succeeded in becoming nothing. You are stuck in the birth canal of your mother and unable to come out.  If I can change and you too can change, we Nigerians can all change. We ought to demand that it is high time our leaders changed and stopped behaving as divine-right, despotic monarchs. It is time they started behaving as public servants. There is absolute strength is humility and servant-hood.
Oh, yes. I, this writer, James Agazie, have changed tremendously, and it makes me happy. As a young Professor with a bunch of degrees and little commonsense and a large ego inflated with crass arrogance so much one could easily mistake me for God’s gift to the world, I felt the world owed me a debt of obeisance; that the earth revolved, not around the sun, but around my little persona. Obeisance is the bob, nod, bend, or curtsy; the type the Yorubas do upon meeting their elders on the streets. I was mouthy, I was tough on students, and I demanded perfection as if my mother were named Excellence; my father Faultlessness, and my children were Rightness, Exactness, Precision, and Flawlessness.
Teachng was like being completely straight-jacketed.  A straight jacket has long arms which can be tied together behind wearer's back. The straight jacket is used to control the movements of a violent prisoner or patient who might do harm to self or others. I became my own worst enemy. I was a Mugabe of my little village named Zimbabwe where a dollar is worth a million Naira. My ego was getting the better of me. I was overblown with conceit. I was so stuffed up with excreta I couldn’t shit, and my feeling of self-importance was overbearing.  
I was like that until reality hit. Reality hit like Ebola.  I reeled in pain. You know: it takes force to move an object a millionth of a centimeter from its original position. It dawned on me that, like many Nigerian Presidents, State Governors, Senators, CBN Governors, and Department heads, I am finite, mortal, restricted, fixed, predetermined, as opposed to infinity, perpetuity, or time without end. I must change or I die an old fool of premature ruin. I must go through a complete change in order to survive in a changing world. My body goes through changes every passing second, despite how seemingly minute or insignificant the change.
At the beginning of each college class, I am lecturing my students about the new me; the changed me; and the self that is slowly emerging. It shall emerge  and shall last for the remaining years of my personal and professional journey n’elu uwa oma nkaa Chukwu kere (on this beautiful earth God has created). I feel lighter, less pressured, and more relaxed. I tell you this: there is tremendous joy in self transformation, self change, self renovation, or character makeover.
I dropped using the term “Doctor” before my name. I became James Agazie. The Chair of my Department became alarmed. He said: “You must go by Doctor Agazie because it’s a great honor that many people do not attain.” The more I continue going without the title Doctor, and being contented with Mister, the more I see my Chairman and Departmental secretaries get confused and alarmed. They yell Doctor and Professor after me while passing in the hallways. The Dean would call me Doc with a smile stretching from ear to ear. I said to him: “Dean, Sir, if ever I make a mistake, never hesitate to call my attention.” The Dean replies: “You’re alright, Doc.” I say: “Thank you for cheering me.”
I continue to announce to my incredulous class: “ I am not the boss around here. You are the Bosses. I am only a servant, the facilitator. I am here to see that you succeed and not fail.” The result is magic. The level of class attendance and participation increased exponentially. I requested that a student check the attendance, enter grades in the roll book, and come after me to elaborate on points that are confusing. I ask the students to evaluate me as a class project and provide suggestions on how to improve instructions and testing in order to make class more interesting.
Students ask that discussions and debates should be our pedagogical/teaching style rather than boring lectures. We are becoming excellent debaters. At the end of the semester, I am going to ask the class to make a Termination/Retention decision and take it to Department, recommending whether I should be dismissed or given further job. Although Change is frightening and makes us uncomfortable, the benefits are great. Change must come at all costs, no matter whose ego is bruised or whose job or salary is forfeited. Change is a lifesaving experience, involving rescue, resuscitation, first aid, protection, security, or shelter.   Leaders are charged with the responsibility to protect the nation and nationals.
It is often said that the greatest battle one can wage is the struggle to change oneself, including bad thinking, problem behavior, and unproductive adddictions.  When something is no longer working for you, what do you do? You change it, you switch it off and move on to something better. You turn off the offending whatchamaculit by manipulating the on-off knob.
You have been up all night studying for an exam till wee hours of daybreak and you need to catch some sleep before heading to the examination hall, Do you forget to switch off the light so you can shut overworked eyes in peace in darkness for a few hours? Remember your days in boarding school when the generator was shut down at midnight and students were ordered to sleep in order to avoid so-called brain fag (another name for depression caused by extreme anxiety).
No sooner had the generator been silenced than student after student brings out lighted kerosene lamps hidden in wooden prisons in order to continue cramming. Therefore when school officials turn off the generator to save money spent on gasoline or to enhance student’s mental health, the bad habit continues to exist underhandedly, deceitfully, fraudulently, corruptly, unfairly, falsely, or by lying. We Nigerians persist in cramming bad habits.
Often done by students when facing upcoming exams, especially as the last minute plan, cramming is often frowned upon by educators because it results in hurried coverage of  large amounts of material and tends to result in poor long-term retention and great forgetfulness.  Most common among high school and college-aged students, cramming is often used as a means of memorizing large amounts of information in a short amount of time.
Crammers are often forced to cram after improper time utilization or in efforts to understand information shortly before being tested. Procrastinations and cramming are closely related in that the victims often waste time partying with and chasing after lovers when they should be studying. Now they are running helter scepter, burning the candle on both ends when they ought to be resting from throbbing headaches and painful, watery eyes in order to deal with confusing examination papers in the morning. Cramming is a product of laziness and improper time management.
We Nigerians are often cramming when anyi na etinye akwa n’ile na ofu nkata ( we put all of our proverbial eggs in one straw basket). Don’t we know the eggs may crack each other when the thin shells are in close proximity or the basket may develop a tear and the eggs fall to the stony path? Consider our love affairs with gasoline dug from oil wells as a type of addictive cramming.   
Almost 90 percent of the Nigerian economy depends upon manu (oil, petrol. gasoline).  If something happens to oil, the whole Nigeria will grind to a shrieking, squeaking, squealing, screaming halt.  This writer texted a friend who is seeking employment in Anambra State and who is armed with the MA in Economics, MSc in Political Science; and the PhD in International Relations and Development. “How now about jobs in Nigeria?” I asked.
The response was: “ It has been two yrs since I have been in Nigeria . The current dollar is absurd.  Nobody is hiring at the moment due to economic recession… I applied for a job at the university  of which I have not received  positive response because of a freeze on hiring. I don’t know the governor nor anybody in power.”
The Nigerian government at the Federal, State, and local levels, are filled with persons who are inexperienced in identifying needs of the communities they serve, particularly in the areas of employment and social services 
Crammers are incessantly given to procrastination. Wikipedia defines procrastination as the avoidance of doing a task which needs to be accomplished. It is the practice of doing more pleasurable things in place of less pleasurable one. Pleasurable tasks in Nigeria and for Nigerians include town meetings where everyone goes by Chief, Alhaji, His Highness,or some other abracabra titles;  there are lavish weddings where trays of goat meat are placed in the middle of the floor for guests to marvel at , and alcohol beverages flow like River Nigeria. The mood seems to be: “Let’s eat and be merry for tomorrow Nigeria will ease to exist.”
Ever wonder why State governors and politicians are crammers who pat themselves in the back when their so-called highest accomplishment on record has been building beer brewers all over the State to keep folks drunk to death so they forget their worries? Ever wonder why cattle herders destroy people farms or why politicians cannot think outside the restrictive box?  They create few employment opportunities for the young. They see little use for good roads. They see nothing wrong with telling their people:  “Starve if you cannot make bread with cassava or garri. Why are you crying for wheat?”
However, a politician, who truly wants to be a change agent, grabs a hoe and heads to the garden to till the stony, stubborn soil; sow a seed; and pray for rainfall. Nigeria can change if each of us follows these small, simple steps:
§  Dialogue with each other about the need for change.
§  Identify areas where change is needed and initiate action that should not be interpreted as being violence or supportive of insurrection, uprising or the forceful overthrow or change of the Nigerian government.
§  Confront your elected and appointed office holders in offices and demand for town meetings to discuss areas needing change in the community
§  Cease, stop,  die away from, bring to a halt your ignorant worship of power just to eat a plate of rice and bowl of chicken pepper soup.
§  Shy away from singing the praises of and dancing “sweet mother” or “owambe” at the homes of thieves who manage to defraud your government of public funds
§  Turn your back on pastors and juju priests who preach pie-in-the sky sermons and and produce foul smelling concoctions to attract riches, or protection from arrests.
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WITHOUT IGBO PRESIDENCY, NIGERIA IS A  FAILED STATE
Surely, indisputably, indubitably, and for sure
A thing is  a thing when it is a thing
And I said to the Nigerian man
Who stood in the middle of Onitsha Bridge
Your nation is a failed state without Anyamiri presiding
Tell me Truth That I may tread safely into the unknown.
And he replied gruffly, “Go out into the shade
And put your hands in the hand of Satan.
That shall be to you better than Truth
And a little cozier than what you seek!”
So I went swiftly  and finding the hand of Obi
Clasped it firmly with both hands as
Though my life depended upon mere Obi
Comfy, snug, and homely was Obi’s sweaty palm
We tread  gladly into the womb of the night.
And He led me onward the mountains
As brightness kissed darkness at the break of day
Therefore, my heart, be still
What you need is a little trust
Then Obi spoke in a proverb for which
His Ndiigbo are principally noted for
“Ikuku adighi ama n’onya,”he says
Hell! What does Obi mean by this?
“Ikuku”  is the wind, current of air, breeze
“Adighi ama” means does not get trapped
“Onya” is the trap used to ensnare or ambush
Then Obi disappears into the night
Into nothingness Obi vamoosed, evaporated,
He ebbed before the batting of my eyelids
Perplexed, mesmerized, trapped in mystery
I scratched my hoary head in confusion
There was puzzlement in the Hausa face
Perplexity registered on Yoruba like a lace
Senate President lowers the gavel in mystification
Nigerian stocks wobble with uncertainty
Nigerians were thrown into convulsive disorder
As I pondered “Ikuku adighi ama n’onya”
The wind doesn’t get trapped
Neither does a castle keep the odor out
“Look in the sky,” a voice commanded imperially
Regally, majestically, colonially, arrogantly
Like Chief Wachukwu, the Woke of the Wawas
                            Whom the Igbos revere as embodiment of Biafra
James Agazie, 12/20/2016






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CAN YOU MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER?
The calls have been arriving. A Nigerian woman with the  Master of Science in Nursing  degree calls to complain about her father who is bringing  men she doesn’t know or care for from Nigeria to marry the daughter. She tells me to say to her father “Stop “ which meant “Leave me alone and let me find who I want to marry.” Asked to elaborate, the MSN woman said: “I don’t like the Nigerian men because they LIE, LIE, LIE!  They are liars. They come to America to use you for the Green card, and then they dump you. Liars!”
I called the father to hear his “tory, but he was so disgusted with his daughter’s refusal to marry  that our conversation didn’t  go beyond the usual Kedu (How are you) and Odinma (it’s well). Then  I called Miss Ekele who has been teaching   Igbo life and tradition to a group of young Nigerian children
EKELE: It’s to the advantage of parents and Nigeria culture that our girls marry from Nigeria, from among our people. You understand?
ME:  I hear you. But why? What if the girl doesn’t know or love the Nigerian man?
EKELE: It is to the advantage of both parents and children that we maintain cultural identity and cohesiveness, and marry our own within our own. If children walk away and are lost, what happens to the parents at old age? That’s all I can say. (Ekele hangs up and walks away).
I thought to myself: Is it all about parental advantages and nothing to do with the child’s? Is that sufficient reason to force a daughter to marry a man she doesn’t know or love so the needs of the parents would be met?  
 A divorced Nigerian professor at one US college wanted to remarry, and this writer suggested a Nigerian female lawyer residing at Onitsha. The professor flew into Nigeria to see the lawyer. Because the lawyer’s father refused to give his blessing, Professor flew back to America, and the lawyer continues to live as old maid with her parents.  
These are only examples of what we see as the most troublesome aspect of parents poking their noses into what is not their business. Having said that, I was at a wedding in New York, and met this 26-year-old daughter of Anambra family who has completed the PhD degree in microbiology. When her parents objected to her dating Akata/African American boys and suggested marrying a Nigerian Igbo from Nnewi, Dr Adanma (fake name) quickly took her Akata boy into the house they had both bought.  She has decided to let the sparks all fly wherever they may.
Oh oh ya! Ojinaka togbo! (drop everything you are doing right now). The die is cast!  Let her father come fuck her in the house and bed she has bought with her own money. Nigerian parents are going crazy with omenala (traditional ways of doing things). Where does bullheadedness end and commonsense commences? Listen carefully, Nigerian parents! Your daughters are tired of your shenanigans (secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering).
 We understand where you are coming from. You are merely coming; you haven’t yet come to all the answers, have you?  Let us reason together about the female children you fathers have been pumping into mothers’ vaginas. There ought to be a balance, an alignment of wants and needs, a weighing scale of advantages and disadvantages, or give-an-take, if you like. Bear in mind that Nigeria is heavily overpopulated. Nigeria had a population of 189,270,655 persons (about 190 million souls as at the writing of this essay on Sunday December 18, 2016 at about 6:22pm).
 The sex ratio is 95,842,424 males to 93,428,240 females or about 1025 males per 1,000 females. In Nigeria, males outnumber females. The figures suggest that there are not enough men to go around, The question is this: Who would marry your daughters when they grow up and want to start their families? Incest or sexual relationship between fathers and daughters are frowned upon in the Nigerian society, unless one is Lot, Abraham’s nephew who had sex with two daughters in a cave.
 In both Nigeria and America, educated Nigerian girls are having a rough time marrying men of their dream. Busybody parents are interfering with their daughters’ choices of who they want to spend their lives in marital arrangements. Single, marriageable Nigerian girls feel parents are encroaching upon and abrogating (repealing by parental edict) their right to pursuit of happiness. Sex is a powerful physiological need and comes right after food.
The situation is growing worse or becoming increasingly critical where something has to be done. What needs to be done is change the attitudes of Nigerian fathers who arrogate to themselves the power to act as gods wielding excessive say-so over daughters’ marriages. Nigerian fathers consider their daughters to be their overpriced possessions, and themselves as protectors of daughters from the unscrupulous, wolves-in-sheep-clothes robbers of daughters’  vaginas .   
Come to think of it, it is a terrible mess. A Nigerian girl in new York says she is tired of Nigerian women who allow boyfriends to come at night to fuck and wash their penises in the bathrooms before returning to their wives in the morning under the pretext they are just getting off jobs.
There is a difference between reasonable parental protectiveness and the overt over-the-counter interference of overprotective father. An overprotective parent is a bushman from the wooded forest; he is busybody who is a chatterer, a bigmouth, a blabbermouth, or a person given to incessant gossip. Such parents seek to keep their daughters at home as unmarried spinsters or old maids until death sets us apart. Frustrated daughters describe overprotective parents’ activities as being obvious, unconcealed, explicit, evident, clear, plain, or blatant. Aggrieved daughters ask: “Is this real?”
Dr. O. was introduced over the telephone to a Nigerian lady lawyer. Barrister Ijeoma Osisi was her name. Dr. O flew to Lagos and then rode the bus to his village in Anambra on the first leg of the journey to ask for the would-be wife’s hand in marriage.   After arriving at his village and informing his poor relatives of his plans to marry a lawyer, he chartered a Morris Minor and rode with a few villagers to inform barrister Ifeoma that he had come to introduce himself to the family and to perhaps perform the traditional ceremony.
No sooner had he alighted from the taxi in front of the house than the would-be wife ran out, not to welcome Dr. O. with a smile or throw her hands in a hug.  She had come as bearer of bad news. She says. “My father is Chief Okey Osisi, and he is President of Local Traders’ Association (LTA). Please do not address Nna Anyi  (our father) as Mister but as Chief. He does not welcome persons seeking to marry his daughter to come in taxi, especially in tiny Morris Minor. You must go and come back again in a private car. Remember to bring bottles of my father’s favorite hot drinks (schnapps) and other wines. I shall phone you with names of the other drinks.”  
Dr. O came back the following day with a truckload of presents he had brought from America, including perfumes for Barrister Ijeoma and her mother; shirts, shoes and socks for her father, vitamins, and so forth. Chief Okey Osisi listened carefully and accepted all the presents before dropping the atom bomb on Professor O. “No, you cannot marry my daughter because I don’t want my daughter killed if the woman you have just divorced comes back.”  Dr. Professor felt like obele oke (tiny rat). How do you begin to explain the purpose and effects of divorce to an illiterate trader?
Parents often present unwed daughters and their suitors with painful choices that are increasingly insurmountable. They say to daughters: “You must marry this man and not that one because we say so.” New Yorker Charles has two college =educated daughters who want to settle down with husbands and start families. Comfy and Ify are 27 and 28 years respectively, and both are still single and living at home. They are rapidly approaching age 30 years. The truth is that Charles wants to select wealthy Igbo men from Abuja, Lagos, or obodo oyibo (white man’s land) to be his inlaws.
At  Lagos, Nigeria, Ikechukwu has three daughters whom he wanted to become college educated. While the girls were in secondary schools and preparing for the common entrance examinations for admission to the universities,  Ikechukwu approached some Nigerian businessmen and struck up deals. The deal was that the men would befriend his daughters and perform  igba nkwu ( traditional wedding  with palm wine and kola nuts). The men would be responsible for tbe girls ’education  to the highest level the girls could go, and marry them upon  graduation.
. The deal worked well. All three daughters had graduated from Nigerian law schools. They are now married to wealthy but uneducated traders at Abuja, Lagos, and the Democratic republic of Congo. That reminds me of Mr. Onyekwere, the ugly, almost toothless Lagos business who has so much money he could wipe his ass with clumps/thickets  of American dollars. It is funny that  Onyekwere  may not read or write. Who cares? His wife , a Nollywood type beauty, is a London trained physician. It is a case of Beauty and the Beast.  Did someone mention  Ojukwu and Bianca? You did!
As we said earlier, “there ought to be a balancing act, an alignment of wants and needs, a weighing scale of advantages and disadvantages, or give-an-take, if you like”. What is the bottom line? Isn’t it your daughter? You cannot fuck her; but you can only give her away.
Submitted by Dr. James C. Agazie; jamesagazie@gmail.com; jamesagazies.blogspot.com


Friday, December 2, 2016

ARE YOU THINKING OF NIGERIA AND ABOUT YOUR LIFE?
by Dr. james C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com, jamesagazies,blogspot.com
Let’s assume you’re from Nigeria, and you know what’s happening in the country and to your fellow countrymen and women. What do you think as you examine the statements below? Throw the statements around at dinner table as you talk with your family and friends. This Christmas season is the best time to begin discussing and thinking about lovely Nigeria. How does the discussion go? And what valuable lessons are you learning from the discussions? Focus your thoughts a bit deeper.
Education is the essential bedrock of a strong democracy.
There’s a world of similarities and shared meaning in Buhari and Bugharia, Igbo vernacular for change. Compare with chegharia  (rethink);  tugharia (turn over).
Trust Nigerians and they will be true to you. Treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
The secret of getting Nigeria ahead is getting started, not in empty talking about nothing.
If Nigerians don’t believe they can win, it’s guaranteed they won’t.
Nothing can stop a Nigerian man or woman with the right attitude from achieving great things. Nothing on earth can help the man or woman with the wrong attitude.
The pessimistic fellow sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimistic Nigerian sees opportunity in every difficulty.
What we are born with is God’s gift to us. What we do with it is our gift to God and God’s children.
Let the clock run out on despair. Never let the clock run out on hope.
“I’m sorry but we can’t use you” is a lame excuse from the deplorable. The deplorable ought to be useless and entirely excused from your life.
You can’t control what others think about you. You can control how you think about their thoughts.
What matters is not the size or tribe or breed of dog in the fight, but the fight of the dog of any tribe.
Honesty is still considered the foremost of all virtues for on it hang all others.
Get into the game first. No one is impressed with the win-lose record of the referee or the scoreboard.
If you keep saying evil things are going to happen in Nigeria, chances are you are becoming either a prophet of doom or T B Joshua. You may as well be a native doctor.
Believe that you can whip Satan, and you have won half the battle.
Never complain, never explain, Just do it
Never ask, “What have you done for me lately?” Ask, “What can I do for you today?”
When you get to where you are going, the first thing to do is to take care of the bicycle that got you there.
They wrestle with us, strengthen our nerves, and sharpen our thinking skills. Our antagonists/enemies are our helpers.
When you look back upon your life, you will find out that the moments that stand out the most are the moments you did things for others.
As you become successful, you’ll need a great deal of determination not to lose your self-discipline and common touch, sense of balance, humility, and commitment.
Conquer others and you are strong. Conquer self and you are mighty.

Culled by Dr. james C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmal.com, jamesagazies.blogspot.com
ISN’T THIS HOW LIES DESTROY MARRIAGES?

The purpose of this essay is to correct the wrong impression many people have about Nigerian marriages. It used to be that folks blamed women for troubles Nigerian couples often experience as they negotiate the contractual agreement known as the marriage vow. I have written many essays that heap insult  and rudeness on top of the heads of womenfolk.   It is sad! We conjecture that three facts often emerge in every marital palaver: his side of the problem, her side, and what the real issue is. Does this make sense and how does this play out in real life?
This author went to a Nigerian party and overheard this Nigerian man (we shall name Henry) tell his male Nigerian friends that they hadn’t been seeing him at social gatherings because of the problems his wife was creating at home. He said that the problems in his marriage exacerbated of increased after his wife had arrived and invited a few friends then a marriage coach/mediator to help resolve some marital problems that were leading to inevitable divorce .  Henry had been married for a little over five years to a woman we shall name Norah. Henry  brought Norah from Nigeria after the later had attended a Nigerian university from which she was awarded a medical degree.
 This is Nora’s first marriage. Nobody can tell how many times Henry has been marriage in America as he has been attempting to obtain the Green Card before Nora’s arrival. Henry is so secretive. He is full of tricks for which many Nigerian men are noted for. One thing is sure.  You cannot trust  anything Henry says. Can you believe a word that trickles out from Henry’s lying lips? Henry’s  lies flood time and space as honey seeps out of a bee’s anus.  
While his wife Nora was preparing to sit for and pass the American Medical Association’s tests prescribed for overseas persons seeking to practice the profession, the husband was taking and failing the Truth Test which successful couples are required to pass in order to demonstrate marital readiness .
Nora has since taken and passed the first two parts of examinations needed to start residence at a hospital. She has applied for admission and been accepted into the one-year MPH (Master of Public Health) degree in order to enter healthcare management. Henry watches Nora’s progress while being suffocated with maddening jealousy, exasperation, and frustration.  How could the girl he brought here do all these stupendous tasks? It is astounding, astonishing, awesome, breathtaking, odiegwu (Igbo for it is wonderful).
Nora is ambitious and seems intent on making her marriage to Henry as blissful as possible. Unfortunately, Henry is a sorry-ass man. He is anathema to be exact. A sorry-ass man is shiftless, indolent/lazy, a rueful thinker. An anathema refers to ecclesiastical condemnation of something as being worthless, evil or accursed.  A condemnation is ecclesiastical if it is deserved, warranted, desired, expected, looked for by someone, or considered necessary.
While Nora is trying to swim upstream to better opportunities, Henry is being a tadpole, wriggling a useless tail in muddy water. Nora is off to graduate school and a hospital each day.  Henry says he has some kind of   name or explain.  You can tell a liar if you see him or her twenty miles far off in the darkest night when the moon goes to hibernate in its starry home. The moon’s home is glittery, shinny, bright, brilliant, sparkling, as when the moon hobnobs or hangs out with its twinkling buddies.
Suffice it to say that Henry is a fastidious pretender, impostor, fraud, hypocrite,  phony, or what the Igbos of Nigeria call onye okwu asi (a person of false words).  Nora invited this writer who is professor, counselor, marriage coach with a 40-year experience in a marriage, to help resolve the Henry-Nora impasse. Each time I came to the house, Nora listened attentively. Henry had excuses to be absent.  He had to presumably check on a job or see about a car problem. Lies!
Nothing is more destructive of human and marital relations than a man for whom falsehood is a trademark, bedfellow, or a travelling sex partner. To such a man, telling lies is second nature. Subjecting a wife daily to a husband’s marital lies  is akin to restricting a Nigerian man or woman to a daily diet of tuwo (Hausa guinea corn foo-foo) ; utara agbu (pounded cassava  foo foo) of Igbos; or as amala dipped in oily soup of the Yorubas.
 As is expected, Henry and his wife Nora became estranged when Henry’s lying became excessive and communication was no longer passing though honest channels. Communication with a keen understanding  was not coming forth any more from Henry.  Misunderstanding  and suspicion crept in not surreptitiously(secretly or furtively) as petty thieves in the middle of the night  but impudently (daringly or boldly)  as armed robbers in the middle of the day. Come and see trouble!
For one thing, Henry was hardly educated, and he was so notoriously unprepared to handle marriage.  He suffered low self-esteem from insecurities caused by joblessness because he had no steady, visible means of supporting a wife and two children that came in rapid succession immediately even before the wedding . He finds his wife’s medical training and upbeat attitude both daunting and disarming.  Nora was positive, cheerful, optimistic, buoyant, happy, cheery, and bubbly. Henry was a pessimistic, negative, and fearful “motherfucker” (abbreviated mf) who was visibly intimidated by his own shadows.
You are intimidated before a vibrant pussy when  your dick is as lifeless as that of a castrated Ethiopian eunuch kept in the house to watch over a harem.  You are disarmed when you are deactivated like a time bomb without a fuse; when you are neutralized, or won over by  a powerful opponent.
Henry was a two-timer, meaning he was always conniving and devising ways to take advantage of anyone, any time, even if it meant playing “wayo” (tricks) on his own wife.  That’s what this man Henry was.  While this writer was growing up in Nigeria many moons way back, we Igbos had a popular nickname for persons behaving  like Henry. We called them “ ezigbo anu ohia “(a true wild animal).For one thing, Henry was a fastidious crook given to incessant okwu asi (story telling or fabrication of untruths). Henry spins lies like as a garden spider fabricates or manufactures intricate shinny webs to trap unwary flies.
It didn’t take long for Mrs. Henry (Nora), upon arrival in America from Nigerian’s Murtala Mohammed  Airport to discover that her husband was indeed a builder of castles on thin air and designer of giant mansions  in the sky.  This man named Henry married a wife outside his league. You are out of league when you try forcing  a square peg into a round hole; and more so when  you limbering  through a locked door, or injecting yourself into a conversation that does not concern you. Everyone shouts MYOB for Mind Your Own Business.
A classical case of being out of your league would soon happening in America  is when a  Mexican crosses the iron border President Donald Trump will build separating Mexico from America, or when a Nigerian swims under the 200,000 miles of concrete barricade President trump constructs across the Atlantic Ocean. The barricade, an engineering feat,  is adorned with flags that say in bold letters YAKON for “You Africans, Keep Off Now.” 
You are out of your league when you do not belong, when you are picking high cotton, or when you tell folks you are a  rocket scientist and your close friends tell folk you’ve lied to what a jerk you indeed are or that you are but a waiter at McDonalds restaurant in Washington DC. while you continue lying to folks back home  friends around that you were an engineering major at Howard University.
Picture this scenario common in Nigerian communities everywhere.  An invitation card is sent out from the White House, inviting people to dine with newly elected President Donald Trump.  The invitation letter arrives in a mail mailbox in Atlanta, USA. A man accepted the invitation and was planning on attending and arriving at the White House on time for the diner. He arrives, wearing a big white coat. The name tag on the coat’s lapel announces  “Dr. Henry Anuohia, Chief of Harvard  Department of Oncology” .
 A waiter at one of the tables taps the guest  wearing the big white coat with the name Dr. Henry Anuaohia, Chief of Harvard department of Oncology,  on the shoulder and whispers in the guest’s  ears: “What are doing here, Henry? Are you fired from working at McDonalds kitchen? What the hell are you doing here with that bogus name tag , Henry?”.
One of the reasons many marriages of Nigerians fail is that the men tell lies at the initial dating/wooing stage and continue to lie throughout the rocky marriage. Nora flew into New York City from Murtala Mohamed international Airport amid unpredictable uncertainties concerning the man she would call husband. . She would be facing a man with as the many lives and lies as Henry.
 Nothing is more disheartening to a wife than to be taken for granted and made a fool of,  or to be looked boldly in the face and told point-blank that the sky is green when it is actually pitch darkness; or to be told the man before her eyes is Professor of Economics when he is actually operator of tire-changing machine on Bankhead Highway.  Let’s examine a few of the lies of Henry a.k.a (also known as Mr. Henry Anuohia). Marital lies are egregious. A thing is egregious if it is conspicuously evident, obviously appalling, noticeably horrendous, atrocious, despicable, or abominable.
Henry had his wife believe he owns a big house in whites-only neighborhood in Dekalb County. Truth was Henry  was renting  a two room apartment for $550 a month in a run-down South Fulton tenement.  Henry told his wife Nora  he had completed the equivalent of the Masters degree in Nursing and was practicing at Grady Hospital. The truth is that Henry had not completed an undergraduate college degree worthy of anyhing since arriving in America 12 years ago; not even a two-month training in janitorial/housecleaning training at the Atlanta Airport. How do you trust Henry Anuohia, the liar, the fabricator of okwu asi (false words), the man who sips Heinekens on high table next to a dancing harlot ?
In addition to lying, Henry has some other shaky, sneaky, and shabby, shifty, shitty, or downright nasty habits unbecoming of a married man. He tells his wife, “ I am going to the corner store to buy a pack of cigarettes.” Nora waits for hours, expecting Henry to appear with some cigarettes. She tosses around afraid all night in rickety, noisy bed. Where was Henry? Henry was drinking Heinekens in dimly lit bar, peeking under the legs of a nude dancer in high heels, who entertains drunk guests on a high table.
There are several lies that can and do ruin a marriage and lead to divorce. The first lie is to harbor the feeling that marriage is for convenience: that it is sweet while it lasts and an experience when it is all over. The truth is that marriage is a contract, agreement, or a promise for a promise. It is an unbreakable bond  that kechie madu (binds humans) “till death do us break.”  The bond that ties marriage together is stronger than the taste of Heinekens; it is stronger than mere love. It requires the steel chord of commitment born of truth.
Commitment is the obligation, assurance, binder, or pledge that cements two individuals into one person. Lies disunite, unbind, unchain, and unshackle. Truths unite, bind, chain together, and chain up or put in iron.
The second lie that unbuttons or unfastens couples’ marital relationship is the feeling that one is contracting a marriage to the wrong person or for the wrong thing. Henry was married to pleasure, not to Nora. This is evident when old habits persisted, such that he found drinking Heinekens in bars while peeping under a prostitute’s dress more titillating than spending quality time in bed with Nora. 
A thing titillates if it is exciting, pleasurable, arousing, or stimulating.  First, dealing in marital lies is like being a man who is watching a soccer game on television,  and who is ignoring or is distracted from eating his favorite pounded yam foofoo and bitter leaf soup cooked with maggi or dawadawa. Dawadawa is out-of-this-world seasoning that can be addictive to a man or woman. Second, lying to a partner is like being married to an object rather than to a spouse To say that the football game or a prostitute is more exciting than a spouse is ipso factor (by the very fact)  believing in a blatant falsehood.
Third, lying militates or fights against successful marriage if we tell that lie to ourselves. Self-deception is telling lies to oneself. It is a dangerous undertaking. Yes, it is dangerous indeed. Watch Henry telling those who care to listen that he was bored because “love is gone out of this marriage, the excitement is gone, gone forever.” There is a far greater lie when Henry tells his friends that his marriage fails because failure is the fault of “that man or woman” who patiently listens to the squabbles he has  with his wife, and who doesn’t take Henry’s side. We say to Henry: “Come on, man! Own up to your responsibility. You’re efficacious. Be a man!”
Written 11/19/2016

Dr. James C. Agazie, Email: jamesagazie@gmail.com, Blog: jamesagazies.blospot.com

Sunday, October 16, 2016


NIGERIANS CAN HAVE GREATER FAITH IN THEIR NATION
Fighting corruption  and protecting the treasury from looters alone cannot save Nigeria; it does not make a dent on the things troubling us .Nigeria is much more than a vehicle that is involved in a  ghastly accident.  Removing dents and replacing bolts here and there would not do the job. There must be a new awakening of faith, and one way to lose faith is to engage in stupendous lying.
This writer listened to a sermon being preached  at the First United Methodist Church in Georgia, on  Sunday, October 2, 2016 just a day after Nigerian and her people had celebrated the nation’s birthday. It was a good discourse. The Pastor, a huge muscular African American,  was preaching a sermon based  on faith.
His topic was centered on  “Increase Our faith.”  His Scriptures came from Luke 17: 5-10, where Jesus was  teaching on the limitations of faith. If you are non-Christian and take offense at the mention of the name Jesus, perhaps you need to work on your faith.  If your religion does not teach anything on faith, perhaps you need to change religion and cease being agnostic/disbeliever.
The Independence Day speeches of President Buhari and other well-wishers delivered on October 1, 2016 on the joyous  occasion of the end of colonial rule in Nigeria seemed to center on faith,  faithfulness, and the need for Nigerians  to keep  faith alive in their hearts. In his speech, Buhari declared:  “I know that uppermost in your minds today is the common crisis. The recession for many individuals and families is real.” The President expressed his faith in the country by stating: “I believe that this recession will not last.”
Positive faith energizes a nation for faith has the might of a hydrogen bomb.  However, faith based on mere words is rhetoric, oratory, publics speaking, speechmaking, or speechifying . Many people know, knew, and have known  the importance of faith.
According to Apostle Paul,  “faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.”  Read it in Epistle to the Hebrews  chapter 11 at verse1. The First United Methodist Church Pastor said several things about faith. First, there are “seeds of faith.”  Secondly, there are steps to develop faith and thirdly, there are factors that militate against or stand in the way of developing faith.
The purpose of this essay is to struggle with the question of why faith is elusive in my country.  Why do we continue to be a faithless nation, and why  do we Nigerians continue to suffer hardships  56 years after emancipation from the thralldom of colonialism? We can safely state arguendo that the idea of faith expressed in the words and actions of President Buhari and the Buharians and all Nigerians who are reading this essay,  is misplaced for obvious reasons.
Arguendo is a Latin tern meaning “for the sake of argument.” The term indicates that this essay is written as a matter of argument or illustration only,  It is not  a call to take up arms against the Government of Nigeria. While we are still in pursuit of an argument, may we ask: what does it take to make us a faithful generation and to bring the Nigerians to the foot of mountainous faith? How can we develop faith that has been elusive in our nation for long? It is easy to answer the foregoing questions with: “we are faithless because we are faithless Nigerians, our nation is faithless, and Buhari and all of our leaders are all faithless.”
If that is our position, then our position becomes a classic case of tautology, verbiage, circumlocution, or redundancy. These terms have shared meaning of the use of more words than are necessary, tautology meaning an unnecessary or meaningless repetition of an idea, statement or word. That is the problem with Nigerians: we talk too much and do too little.
Although we Nigerians go to houses of worship more frequently and build more churches and mosques than necessary,  we are faithless because we lack spirituality, for faith belongs in the spiritual realm, We are all liars!. Our President is a liar, All governors of the 36 states of Nigeria are all liars. All of our government contractors are liars. In Nigeria, lies are commonplace, and there are lies anywhere Nigerians congregate in the market, at church, and in the bedroom.
All of our present and former leaders, including Obasanjo, Tinubu, Azikiwe, Ahmadu Bello, Akpabio, Jonathan and the rest of those masquerading as leaders are boldface liars. They are all awaiting the opportunities to squander the treasury or make our money disappear. The Igbo governors, including Okorocha (also known as OkoroHausa or OkoroFulani) are charades. A charade is a synonym  for pretense, farce, travesty, imitation, simulation, or make-believe.
Former President Obasanjo deserved special condemnation. He creates more confusion than understanding, often encouraging African dictators (Zimbabwe’s Joseph Mugabe and South Africa’s Jacob Zuma, for instance) to stay in power by causing palaver (trouble). An elder statesman like Obasanjo ought to be a disciplined beacon of hope, inspiration, reconciliation, development, and understanding rather than boisterous king-maker Caesar to whom all things Africa belong. Obasanjo does not own my country, let alone put the world in selfish pockets.   Let the truth be known!
The Igbo and Yoruba leaders tell lies through clenched teeth. It is safe to wager that we are faithless because we are untrue to an allegiance or duty, also false to promises. What happens to our old national anthem?.  We Nigerians are false to a person, cause, or country when loyalty is due or expected.
Words used to describe us include traitorous, treacherous, faithless, and perfidious. Being traitorous involves the act of treason or any serious betrayal or breach of loyalty. One who is treacherous is likely to betray a trust or confidence. Look at Nigerians making away with millions of dollars and billons of Naira they cannot spend in several lifetimes or years.
Being faithless means being untrue to an allegiance, or duty, also, false to promises. Finally, a perfidious Nigerian is not only disloyal but also base or corrupt in character . How many of our politicians and judges have been accused of corruption?  
Our Nigerian flag symbolizes corruption, oppression and tribalism. Our false religion creates strife and division. Our religious holidays are our most segregated days. They are scorching our children and making our youth seek ways to leave the country in droves to perish as okporoko (stockfish)  in hot deserts or drown in deep seas . Why is the new national anthem  telling me: “ Arise, O compatriot”?
 I Anyamiri am your compatriot? Stop kidding me! You have not made me feel like a neighbor, fellow citizen, or Nigerian national. Your claims are as false as  a counterfeit dollar and as  poisonous as a  serpent’s tongue.. Peace, justice and freedom are foreign to my trained Nigeria ear. Quit lying to me for once. Can’t you tell why most Nigerian like the old national anthem and despise the new one? Consider our OLD NATIONAL ANTHEM
Nigeria we hail thee,
Our own dear native land,
Though tribe and tongue may differ,
In brotherhood we stand,
Nigerians all, and proud to serve
Our sovereign Motherland.

Our flag shall be a symbol
That truth and justice reign,
In peace or battle honour'd,
And this we count as gain,
To hand on to our children
A banner without stain.

O God of all creation,
Grant this our one request,
Help us to build a nation
Where no man is oppressed,
And so with peace and plenty
Nigeria may be blessed. 
Consider our NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM:
Arise, O compatriots
Nigeria's call obey
To serve our fatherland
With love and strength and faith
The labour of our heroes past
Shall never be in vain
To serve with heart and might
One nation bound in freedom
Peace and unity.

Oh God of creation
Direct our noble cause
Guide our leaders right
Help our youth the truth to know
In love and honesty to grow
And living just and true
Great lofty heights attain
To build a nation where peace
And justice shall reign.

Going back to the sermon, the Pastor said that faith comes from a tiny mustard seed, that develops into a robust tree on which birds build their nests. From what seeds are Nigerians building their faith?  There are three small steps to the development of robust faith. The first step has to do with learning, defined as a relatively permanent change in behavior  (both overt and covert) that results from training or experience. Training is acquiring new skills through conscious efforts.  So long as the Nigerians, including their government and politicians  are unwilling to take advantage of learning, they shall continue on a long “ trek of tears.”
If Nigerians and their government and policy makers  shall learn to sow seeds of love rather than hatred, trust  rather than distrust,  and  belief rather than suspicion  in the hearts of Nigerian citizens, things will turn around. Nigerians’ faith in the nation shall not cease to be elusive so long as learning is not taking place as it should. We have mentioned seeds of faith. What seed? Nigerians have no seeds to plant  during food production  seasons let alone seeds to grow the nation. Don’t  Nigerians  import seeds such as corn, rice, and beans form ndi ocha (white men)?
We Nigerians need to plant seeds of forgiveness. So a few Igbo men toppled the civilian government of Balewa-Ahmadu Bello? Is that the birth of Nigeria’ s violence and brutality? So what did that mean? Is a government set up by one group expected to be  go unchallenged and not vanquished by another? My elder brother tore down my father’s old house built in 1920; he  dismantled what took my father buckets of sweat  and tears to build on a monthly salary of 10 pounds 10 shillings (one guinea  or less that 15 dollars). The old house had to  be torn down  to make way for a modern edifice. We ought to initiate change.  Change ought to occur and new learning ought to make change possible in our daily lives.
 Changes in human affairs are accomplished either by peaceful means or by means that are not so peaceful.  Give me the ballots or give me the gun. One way Nigerians can learn faith is for the people to practice to forgive their neighbors. Nigerians ought to forgive the excesses of Major General Nzeogwu his fellow Igbo soldiers who staged the first military coup that threw the country into the Nigeria-Biafra conflict (1967-1970).
 Here is the significant point. Faith will not be achieved so long as a blanket of ill-will continues to flourish in the minds of some Nigerians, and this ill-will continues to poison hearts against a particular subset of citizens, namely, the Igbos against whom dangerous resentment and mistreatment are directed in many forms, including animosity, hostility, ill feeling, antagonism, malice,  harshness, hard feelings, oppression, disenfranchisement , and denial of the opportunity to participate in governance and business as full citizens of the country.
Why must the behavior  of Major General Kaduna Nzeogwu  and his fellow Igbo soldiers who toppled the government of President Nnamdi Azkiwe and Prime Minister Tafawa Balewa,  affect and continue to affect the lives of  millions of Nigerian and former Biafran children.   Some of these children  have not heard of Biafra War, never participated in conflicts, and were born before Biafra .
Some innocent children were  murdered in cold blood. Some were starved to death with kwashiorkor when food was wantonly withheld from ballooned stomachs. Others were cruelly gutted out of mothers’ bellies in Northern Nigerian cities. An act is wanton when done without  a thought or care given to the rights, feelings, or safety of others. Who told you that there is no life in blood? The ancient Hebrews were forbidden to eat blood because blood contains the very life Who says this blood is not rising to haunt the conscience of Nigerians? Call it superstition if you wish. 
 How can Nigeria and Nigerians move ahead if you continue to oppress and disenfranchise the Igbo people? How do you build national unity when you keep a tribe back based on the youthful exuberance of Major General  Nzeogwu and a few Igbo soldiers? A behavior is considered exuberant when done by inexperienced and faithless young boys. Our cultist  son Boyboy who carries a pot of juju  to the WAEC examination hall is not different than  Nzeogwu carrying  mutiny to the Nigerian Army.  Let’s talk about it!
Here is a point of faith worthy of consideration: there will be an atmosphere of faithlessness (lack of faith) in Nigeria where there is  the absence of a well articulated vision. The people (Nigerians) perish where there is no vision. A vision is the dream, hallucination, apparition, mental picture, image, revelation, or the big idea Nigerian leaders foster in the minds  of citizens.
What do we expect Nigerians to become in 20 years? Nigerians can build factories to manufacture Japanese, Korean and Chinese vehicles. Nigerians  can be assembling line workers for the millions of goods floating around the world. Nigerians can be in the forefront of efforts to defeat global warming and hunger in many parts of the world. There is no limit to the exploits of Nigerians if thoughts and plans are put into actions.   
Here is another dimension of faith: there is no faith without a price tag, or without work. In other words, nothing ventured nothing have, If you , don’t expect to harvest yams, do not plant yam seedlings. Faith is service in action. It is an obligation to give back to society what is owed. 
Nigeria owes a  lot to Nigeria and Nigerians owe a lot that cannot be easily repaid to their countrymen and women. How do we pay the debts? Nigerian ought see to it that Nigerians have opportunities to give back through gainful employment . You earn enough money to  take care of your personal needs and  pay your taxes for the uplift of the entire society. Igbos often say”Igwebuike,” meaning there is strength in unity.  The broom can sweep what a single reed cannot do.
 It is reasonable to expect the minds of Nigeria and the lovers of Nigeria to be focused on how we ought to have faith and believe in our nation, despite all seemingly glaring pieces of evidence to the contrary, that all is well and shall be well with NIGERIA. Is faith enough to pull us through? How do we have faith in something we’ve not seen in 56 long years?”
Consider the case of a Nigerian secondary school boy we shall name Boyboy who is in intense horror of upcoming West African School Certificate Examination. Said to himself: “Faith, do not fail me.”  Boyboy needs some assurance (another name for faith) that he would be successful in the WASC examination.
During a trip to his juju man, Boyboy was assured that the little bundle of charms he has had paid for, would deliver good WASC results. All he had to do during the examinations was to stand up and give commands in a loud voice to the bundle of charms to split the examination paper into Section A (Questions)  and Section B.(Answers) . The juju man’s specific instruction was to copy the answers from Section B into his long foolscap paper.  It was simple and clear cut. Our young secondary school student Boyboy had full faith in his juju. It would be wonderful  if only Nigerians can have such faith in their country!
 For all practical purposes, faith is not juju; it is not what you can buy from Ogbete Market  or  witchcraft market  in Ogbomosho. The term faith is a misnomer; it is overused to the point it is becoming as useless as the term love. A misnomer is a misapplied or inappropriate name or designation. It is an error in the naming of a person or thing. Nobody knows what faith is, and few people can tell how we develop faith to overcome a violent crime of armed robbery, kidnapping , or malarial fever.
 Isn’t faith tantamount to the desire for an education?  Faith is our hope  to dig a deep well and find a  clean water supply that is not mixed with sewage, What is our faith leading us to believe will happen in and to Nigeria in 100 years? Faith is active in that it is lively, vigorous, energetic, full of life, on the go, full of zip, or dynamic. No bomb is more powerful than faith when it is fully activated because the bomb itself is merely a single product of faith.
Our young examination Boyboy had strong faith that the bundle of charms he had paid twenty thousand Naira (N20,000 = 50 American dollars) would deliver ebenebe (unspeakable) results of  distinction  (A plus) in all the eight subjects.  He stood up during the first examinations and began  giving commands at first in a low voice. His voice rose higher and higher when the examination Question paper failed to split into two, when he did not see the answer portion to copy from.
His fear escalated as his desire to avoid 8 Failures soared and became murderous.  Boyboy began shouting in the examination hall at the top of his lungs. A group of proctors/invigilators  who served as examination police swooped down to tackle Boyboy. It was a stampede, a  fight or mad rush, at a young, fragile boy. Swoop! Swoon! Plunge! Pounce! Chinekemoo (Oh, my God)!
 It was similar to what happens at the goal area at Nigerian soccer match, or scrimmage at American football game. This is what you witness non-paying fans do at the entrance of a football stadiums at Lagos, Enugu, or Port Harcourt. They rush in as enyimba (big, stubborn elephant) to stampede an ant. You would think another Biafran War were being fought all over. Boyboy is thrown out bruised, humiliated, defeated, and without the WASC.
 The next thing to happen was that our son Boyboy (who dreaded and  was expecting 8 Failure grades) was thrown forcibly to the floor and dragged  bleeding  out of the large hall to the relief of other  examination takers . “Get that fool out of here “ was the general sigh of relief.                                   
Is faith sufficient to carry us through recession, moral and economic crisis? Who is the father of faith and where does faith come from. Does faith exist in a vacuum like the genie in a bottle? Faith is a wonderful thing, isn’t it?
Asked another way, do Buhari and his fellow citizens have what it takes to comprehend the unfathomable, often   obscure phenomenon called belief?  Asked rhetorically, didn’t the examination boy’s  bundle of charms represent  his faith/belief system,  and why was it insufficient to produce  the desired WAEC results he wanted? Rhetoric relates to or is concerned with the art of speaking or writing effectively. We must go beyond the rhetorical to the practical. Specific ways to instill (nay, invigorate, energize, refresh, rejuvenate, stimulate, or animate) faith in the fearful  breasts of Nigerians may include:
·         Stop alternating Presidency between the Fulanis and  the Yorubas; other tribes do matter.
·         Let the Presidency come from another minor tribe, such as the Tiv, Idoma, Ijaw, or Utogbono.
·         Destroy the dangerous attitude of NAIRA (Never Allow Igbo Rule Again); Igbos have not had the opportunity  to serve as executive head.
Sunday, October 16, 2016
James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com, jamesagazies.blospot .com
Dr. Agazie is Professor of Education and Psychology.