Wednesday, October 25, 2017

HAND ME A GUN: A RESPONSE TO DR. ODOZI OSUJI’S GUN CONTROL

The purpose of this essay is to narrate what happens when one is unarmed and to counteract the notion advanced by Dr. Osuji and other apologists that life  is safer when citizens are without  guns. See Osuji’s essay in this forum entitled: “White Americans Like to Carry Guns Because They are A Fearful People. “   Americans of all races do not agree with Osuji and would strongly disagree with his logic.  We the law-abiding Nigerians would like to have the right to bear arms inserted in the Constitution of our country.

A few years ago as a young professor at one of Nigeria’s newly established colleges, this writer was rudely awakened up at around 2:00 am when a group of robbers broke into my two-room dwelling place. They ransacked the whole place, scattering papers around and making away with my college diplomas and a few possessions I had brought with me, mostly baby’s clothes.  I had just returned home after being in America to pursue an education. What pained me more than the stuff I lost was the abuse and intimidation. The robbers had weapons, and I had none.

While robbing me and putting my family in a great fear, the robbers ordered us to cover our heads. They lifted my three-month old child out of  the crib to look for money, Thinking that the robbers were taking the baby away for sacrifice, my maid raised her head up. For that, Lillian our baby nurse was hit with the flat of a machete.

We heard one of the robbers blaming me and saying: “This man was overseas enjoying while we are suffering here in the country”. I was being blamed for getting an education and for the robbers’ predicament, namely, for their choice of criminal career.  Was I to blame for being the victim or for going to America or for obtaining college degrees that included two doctorates and 2 Master’s degrees? Did I force the hoodlums  to make a career out of armed robbery?

The game of blaming the victim has been going forever. Read  William Ryan’s  Blaming The Victim(ISBN 9780394722269, July 12, 1976,  Mass Market paperback , published by Vintage).
Contrary to the opinions of proponents of gun-less  Nigeria, the right to carry guns ought  to be a topic of immense discussion. Killings have been going in Nigeria for the longest by gun-toting hoodlums who are determined to keep Buhari in power, including Fulani herdsmen, boko haram, armed robbers, and kidnappers. The right to carry firearms  to protect self and family should be enlarged in Nigeria as it is done in America  rather than be abridged or curtailed.

 To enlarge is to increase, extend, broaden, widen, amplify, or made bigger. Why are there frequent reports of mugging, kidnapping, raping, and other violent crimes against Nigerians? Do not look any further than commonsense, if you are sincere. In Nigeria, crimes against persons and involving personal property are rampant, widespread, fecund, proliferating. rambling, or flourishing. Unarmed Nigerians are at the mercy of armed hoodlums. What does it mean? It means the good people are being maneuvered by the bad ones.

Why did a group of riff raffs choose to rob a man with a young family just returning from America to his nation in the middle of the night? It was just because I had no gun and was as naive as Dr. Osuji and the over educated gun control wiseacres who masquerade as messengers of patriotism, chauvinism, nationalism, or boastful and belligerent jingoism 
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The issue of armed robbery is a clear case where one uses commonsense. You are more likely to be assaulted with a weapon if you are weaponless than if you had a gun.  Accept this fact and let’s move forward.  Assume this writer is in his  garden minding his business with a fully loaded gun by his side when  Amadou, Buhari’s  chief herdsman comes to graze his cows on this writer’s bed of tomatoes, with the intention  to rape the writer’s granddaughter and carry her away. If you think this writer would live to see his granddaughter taken away as a sex slave, keep thinking.
      
 The aim of this essay is to advance reasons why this writer implicitly believes in and is wholeheartedly and comfortably in support of legislation that guarantees the rights of Nigerians  to bear arms. The right to bear arms is related to the issue of being a bona fide member of the Nigerian communities. The right to live freely implies the right to enjoy the benefits of citizenship, including safety and security in the community. One who has achieves security and safety in his country is said to have awesome greatness. 

Dr. Osuji advocates the removal of guns from the people under the mistaken theory that (a) fearful persons carry guns to protect themselves; (b) fearless persons who do  not perceive threat all around do not carry guns for protection; and (c) loving people who have the sense of love and security do not carry guns to protect themselves.  One has the right to live in a fool’s paradise so long as one does not intend to be a meddler or interloper into the other person’s affairs. 
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If you mess with me, I will mess with you. While ruffling my feathers and rubbing me the wrong way, Dr. Osuji seems to reason that if I carry a gun,  I am likely to discharge the bullets into an enemy. He further infers that because I am a fearful man, I am apt to carry a gun to banish  terror.  I disagree for the simple reason that fear  is a common denominator. It is the commonest and extremely  powerful  emotion humans share with other human beings.

Fear powers human behaviorial responses, including the fight and flee action . Indeed, fear is at the nucleus  of human survival instinct.  Fear keeps mankind out of harm’s way until man figures  out how to minimize the dangers involved in what man is about to do.
  
We spend billions of research dollars before launching a spaceship towards the moon .Isn’t survival (self-preservation) regarded as worthwhile goal? We spend billions to deter aggression. As we are discussing this, President Trump is sending  troops and warships equipped with weapons to North Korean borders  just in case.  Deterrence is a war strategy.  Like a gun, deterrence means “don’t do it or I’ll fire.”

That’s why I must buy a gun, procure the  gun license and practice shooting at the range, all in the attempt to prolong  my days on earth  in order to live and let live. Just in case. Just in case  is a preemption, prevention, restriction, limitation, or dissuasion, rather encouraging aggression.

To carry guns is to safeguard personal freedom. To choose freedom  is not violence. It is an expression of liberty. Americans carry guns to maintain national liberty from foreign domination as well as  to control lawless others, Carrying guns, for most Americans,  is an inalienable right that must not be bridged. 

What greater right solidifies citizenship status than the right to bear arms? To own a gun is to achieve greatness, and to be great is to be fortified.  An armed man is somebody rather than nobody. An unarmed man is a nonentity. He is banza, unknown, mediocrity, nobody, insignificant, or nothing.
A man is great when he’s  armed in self-defense. For William Shakespeare, greatness is the ability to stand tall in the face of aggression. Shakespeare advises: “Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.” {Twelfth Nights}

When one feels  free and secured as a true citizen of Nigeria or any the United States of America cannot take that freedom for granted. Because there is nothing free about freedom, one must realize that that freedom must be guarded enviably and protected forcefully Ownership of guns is a way to ensure that freedom is not lost. Freedom is a badge of honor, respectability, and greatness. That  right to  achieve greatness ought to be embedded or enshrined in the Constitution of any nation that truly advances or advocates inalienable rights in a  democracy. A man armed with a gun is expressing inalienable  right.

A right is inalienable if it is absolutely essential, unchallenged, incontrovertible, indisputable, or unassailable. It is heard in the battle cry: “Give me freedom or give me death.” Removal of guns is an abridgement of one’s right to protect oneself. To be a citizen without guns is to be no citizen at all or to be in state of homelessness. We are not meant to be vagabonds, are we? I must carry a gun as personal expression.  That’s why I must buy a gun, obtain  the  gun license and practice shooting at the range, all for the purpose of prolonging my days on earth , to live and to let live.

I disagree with anyone who comes  around attempting  to convince me that fearful  persons perceive threat all around them  and, therefore, carry guns to protect themselves.  I do disagree because I live among disagreeable persons in a world that is becoming increasingly militant, dangerous and disagreeable.

We live in a world that is dislikable and cantankerous, defined as being  irritable, crabby, argumentative, complaining , unreasonable, or belligerent. Belligerence may lead a certain trigger-happy  man or woman  to Walmart’s  department store,  show a  driver’s license and  purchase a gun to rid himself of the “devil that made  me do it.” To do it is to use a gun on me or someone else as a target.

Do we need someone  to convince us that we live in a world that  is becoming increasingly ugly and that one needs to walk circumspectly in order to live and be safe.  One who proceeds circumspectly does so, not haphazardly. He does things cautiously, suspiciously, watchfully, charily, cagily, vigilantly, or carefully.  It is increasingly necessary to protect  myself with a gun. Guns do not kill per se. People kill. Therefore, people need to protect themselves  against potential killers.

 Finally, we ought to stop saying that it is the good fearful  person who carries guns to protect himself. That’s a lie. It is the bad, fearless and  criminally-minded  man, who in the first place carries a gun to bolster confidence in order to intimidate, terrorize, frighten, or coerce others. We congratulate Dr.Odozi Osuji on his courage to tackle some of those thorny, foul-tasting issues in our society, but we find his position on gun control distasteful and unacceptable.
Let the Nigerians For Right to Bear Arms raise their voices and be heard!
By Dr, James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com; jamesagazies.blogspot.com
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Sunday, October 8, 2017




                
WHERE DO MEN GO TO FIND THEIR WIVES/WOMEN?
The Good Book says: “Whoever finds a good wife finds a good thing”
Women are losing their good men in large numbers as you can see
Men are finding their good women in unlikely places
Ask yourself: where do happily married men go to find partners?
They don’t go to beer parlors, houses of prostitution, nor crack joints
Which types of women are men attracted to nowadays?
Men seek the worship  type you find in unsuspecting places
Why worshiping types and unsuspecting places?
Men want to stay alive and away from stressed and early graves
Men seek the adoring, loving, revering, adulating
Women in demand are deifying, endearing, and praying
Men seek the humble women scarred by fortune and fame
They seek women like the Chinese, Filipino, Koreans, Mexicans
Women men want are the humble, worshiping types
Men don’t go to beer parlors, prostitutes, or drugs
Men go to beauty parlors to women who are in humble occupations
Who submissively wash feet, cut finger and toe nails of husbands
Scratching dandruff off dry hair, consoling, empathizing
These are not the women Nigerian women want to imitate
They are those whom Nigeria women ignored and listened not to
Please listen to this gym trainer tell a story to me, you and our women 
Charles is his name, and he is a good gym trainer
 Known by the growing numbers of his clients
A young man weighed down with marital burdens came to Charles
Listen to Charles lecture this young married man
Who was complaining about his estranged wife
“My wife is highly demanding of me, rude and uninviting
The words ‘thank you’, and ‘please’ are not in her vocabulary”
After Trainer Charles was done with his regular paying customers  he stopped
Stopping after training was necessary to devote to other pressing concerns
It gave the complaining young man time to get heavy stuff off his chest
“My wife is not friendly, nor understanding, nor patient; doesn’t listen ”
An excellent trainer is Charles,  and he has heavy muscles and strong biceps.
People come to him to lose weight, strengthen muscles, flatten bellies
Charles’ clients come from all works of life and of all ages and all races.
He is nice and smiles a lot from ear to ear, all smiling teeth showing
Which undoubtedly give Charles a magnetic persona and physique
That pull customers  as fluttering bees drawn to the yellow sunflower
Charles paces the gym floor as Sunflower with rechecher, a rare choice
With lavish elegance, a studied exquisiteness,  excessive refinement
He genuinely cares for women and is a husband of one wife
His smiles and physique, for sure, fetch Charles lots of persons to train.
Wednesday afternoons, Charles pastors a church at the gym
I overheard Charles lecture man who was complaining about his wife.
His wife, the young man said, is rude, unappreciative, and demanding
She demands of his money and time; doesn’t care; seems to not love him
The word appreciation is not in her vocabulary; affection seems foreign
And she is not friendly, understanding, nor patient, nor a good listener
When Charles opens his mouth, choicest words of wisdom and care flow out :
This is Charles the trainer speaking words of amam ihe (wisdom)
“Troubles with today’s women and wives are many
They are as numerous as fish in the sea
Today’s women seem to not care anymore
As much as  their mothers once did
They care only for money for themselves and no one else
They are the receivers, not givers or sharers
Society educates women wrongly to be as independent as the men
Women are educated out of marital wisdom and never like their mothers
Where do successful men go to find loving wives?
A woman with money or education feels like “I don’t need your shit.”
A woman men don’t want is like “ I know and have it all.”
Men go for the humble, caring, submissive, and downtrodden
To find love, comfort, support, peace, and understanding