THE FIRST NIGERIAN
QUEEN OF ENGLAND
This essay talks about a Nigerian woman who sits on throne as
Queen of England, and how faith and change can work together to effect the
manifestation of what was thought to be an impossibility. You can never say
never to certain people. You can never say never to Nigerians. The British
tried it and fell flat on their long noses As the
population of Nigerians in England swelled and England grew darker with
children born of Nigerians, there was a hue and cry from America.
“Nigerians must be stopped or the world would be ruined”,
the crowd roared. President Donald Trump went on rampage, in a wild offensive
to save England . His backers, the World Anglo Saxon Nationalists, wanted
Nigerians out of anything white. They say the Africans must be stopped by any
means necessary, even if it means tricking President Mohammed Buhari to vacate,
leave Aso Rock for giant rodents and
rule from an office nestled in Newberry
Castle outside Glasgow, UK.
The Congressional Black Caucus in America fought tooth and
nail to defeat Bill 1942 before the House which would reverse the gains Blacks
have made and perhaps derail Nigerians’ emigration to Great Britain. The Bill 1942 in essence provides
for a repudiation of Loving v. Virginia.
In America, things
changed at the speed of lightning with Supreme Court 1967 decision in Loving v.
Virginia which told Nigerians and other Black men: “You have a legal right to
intermarry with white women of your choice.”
Spurred by the court’s decision, the number of interracial marriages in
America exploded and, with it, the population of multiracial people has exploded.
The population of Nigerians in UK followed similar trends.
According to the 2000 Census, 6.8 million Americans identified as
multiracial. By 2010, that number grew to 9 million people. Trump
feared. Determined to reverse everything
President Obama did, including healthcare, Trump swore on his mother’s
gravestone: “never in England at least not with shithole Nigerians in England”.
Trump ordered the English and Norwegian governments to pass a law banning
all emigration from shithole nations. England’s Nigerians fought back with enyi
mba (elephant) dance. Some brave Nigerians,
including Harvard-educated historians and anthropologists, demanded that
the position of the Queen of England be open for grabs by any commoner rather
the exclusive property of the so-called blue blood Tudor.
To add to the Englishman’s confusion, Nigerian Theologian
Professor Onovo preached that God is a
Nigerian. Things got out of hand nippily, very quickly. In the meantime,
Nigerians poured into Britain, Some Nigerian women replaced pills with
fertility capsules to fill England’s maternity wards with the newborn Nigerians.
In 2017, the pressure to replace octogenarian Queen mounted
on the British Isle like a tidal tsunami as more Nigerians invaded Britain in
the manner of a swarm of bees. The Nigerians claimed that, as members of the
British Commonwealth nations, they were entitled to partake of all that Britain
has to offer, including the Oxon (Oxford University degree in classics) and the
Brew (British white women eager to marry Africans) .
The British teetered at first on the verge of collapse then
settled on quiet acquiescence, submission to pressure from Nigerians. A few
stubborn, proud dyed-in-the-wool Britons
refused to capitulate. The majority, with the aid of Donald Trump’s frequent
tweaks, demanded that Queen Elizabeth abdicate the throne of England because
she was weak on immigration. Insulted and humiliated, Elizabeth ordered the
Parliament to erect a replica of the Buckingham palace in Norway to which she would
retire. That suited President Trump
right as Norway is his Garden of Eden
and Norwegians his incorruptible
people.
A child was born in England of Nigerian parentage. Her name
is Latifa Uche Moraso. No one paid attention when at age six, Latifa said in
Kindergarten class , “I want one day to be the Queen of the Great Britain.” The
child grew up in London and overheard the buzz of the abdication of Queen
Elizabeth as the rumor overtook the universe as the Black Death, Hitler’s
advancing armies.
Latifa Ucheako (that
was her maiden name) married a Scottish gentleman who suggested she attend Oxford
and Harvard to prepare for public service. After a series of minor mayoral
stints, Lady Latifa at 33 served as Home Secretary under the Conservative Party
chairman Ian Smith an open homosexual whose father left South Africa when
apartheid succumbed. Queen Elizabeth prepared to leave for Norway under Trump’s
onslaught and impending loss of confidence in Parliament. Trump won.
At the beginning of the abdication of Queen Elizabeth, Parliament
considered and passed Bill No. 1984, granting any British citizen the right to
serve in any capacity, including that of Queen of Great Britain and Wales. The
Queen Elizabeth met with Queen Omarosa
briefly to sign documents transferring residence of the massive Buckingham palace to
the new monarch. The event rubbed Trump
the wrong way and he swore to never attend.
The coronation of Queen Latifa cameas fell on a Monday South African Archbishop Desmond Tutu and prelates of the
Ecumenical Church Movement met in London. Trump’s absence was not only inconspicuous,
it was cheered by obstinate Nigerians . Trump was becoming unpopular among
Nigerians. It’s payback.
The Nigerian strongman Mohammad Buhari grew weary and weaker and retired to a castle
outside Glasgow which he had acquired during active military service, a move
that was necessary, Aisha agreed, so he could be near the doctors caring for
his chronic middle ear infection and forgetfulness.
Today, Queen Latifa Moraso reigns, sitting on the throne of Kings of
England, and she is Nigerian.
The influx of Nigerians became an epidemic; they poured
into Britain by the millions. When the Nigerians say “go”, no one can say stop ;
they are like a juggernaut with nuts loose, a foot wedged between the gas and brake
pedals of unstoppable Mercedes 704 travelling
erratically at 100mph. No group is as stubborn , unstoppable as Nigerians. They
take no No for an answer. Everything is Yes.
When one says Nigerians are unstoppable, one means these
people’s actions are irresistible, overwhelming, overpowering, persistent,
unrelenting, persisting, persevering, inexorable, or ife a adighi agwu agwu
(Igbo for “this thing does not have an end”).
Aisha Buhari called it quits amidst intolerable confusion.
Aisha Buhari divorced her husband and
married a younger Igbo army general to whom she wanted to hand over what is left
of Nigeria. No one knew what became of Nigeria, except for a few
phone calls from Hassan, Fulani educated at Oxford.
Hassan had indicated the herdsmen had taken over , overrunning
and crisscrossing the length and breadth of the land of Nigeria in search of
luxuriant meadows to feed their long horned cattle. Hassan was later executed
in the jackass dance of Sambissa Forest in a mercy purge; Hassan was disowned
by his family because he had converted to Christianity and preached the Gospel.
Things got to change and change had been on the way, and the
change was dramatic when it finally dawned on the scene that things had fallen
apart in London and never to be put back together It is melodramatic, theatrical, histrionic. The Nigerian Queen of England is dramatic in
many ways. She is a commoner, with no royal blue blood, and a Nigerian blood
flows in her veins.
Since a Nigerian woman is calling the shots at Buckingham
Palace, the experiment the Britons left in West Africa is now ancient history
and must be rewritten in an indelible ink. The Queen of England is a Nigerian,
and she would rewrite it with a stroke of the gold ballpoint
When a thing is
written indelibly, the information is permanent. It cannot be rubbed off with a
pencil eraser. It is ineffaceable, as unalterable as the word of eternal life.
A Nigerian lives in Buckingham Palace as the Queen of England and Wales. Her
name is Queen Latifa, and she is Nigerian.
Didn’t the congregation nod in agreement as the vicar said
things are made anew and all things are
possible to those who have the courage to believe, not just believe but have
confidence in a thing without substantiation, proof, or evidence.
The purpose of this essay is to describe the evidence of
strong belief in the materialization of the reign of the first Nigerian Queen
of England who now sits on the throne once occupied by the likes as William the
Conqueror, Henry v, henry VI, Henry VII, Richard I, Edward I, Queen Victoria, and
Queen Elizabeth. It has taken long in coming, The throne is now occupied by
Queen Latifa of Nigeria. Yea Yeaaaaaaa!
The news of the coronation of Her majesty Queen Latifa Uche Omoraso, broke in England at the time Nigerians
were flooding Great Britain. The first thing Queen Omoraso did was reverse the
definition of citizenship. A Nigerian born
in any of the British colonies or protectorates is a citizen of England.
As usual, you cannot expect the Nigerians to accept a
kindness and stay in their places. They cherish adventure and who doesn’t? To a
Nigeria, anywhere is home and any job is for grabs, if the job would provide food
that keeps body and soul alive and together.
The British imperialists gloried in giving sententious
speeches at the Independence Day celebrations of their colonies, extolling the virtues
of the Empire which they say would not fall into the hands of a foreign Negro.
They boasted: “Never shall the sun set on the British Empire, and never will.”
The boast was followed with demands that the colony collect
taxes on behalf of the Crown and additionally pay a yearly fee of 150 billion
pound sterling into the London branch of the Bank of England.
To the British,
it didn’t mean a thing to ask: “Isn’t this taxation without representation of a Negro who
until recently was considered one-quarter human and three-quarters beast?” It
meant nothing, and that explained why
Nigerians poured into Britain relentlessly, unremittingly, uncompromisingly.
The Independence Day speech given by outgoing Nigeria’s Governor
General Douglas McPherson was portentous in that it was threatening and
pompous. Nigerians were told what was to take place in order to merit
protection by the Royal Air Force and the invincible, indefatigable British
Armada in case of a foreign attack. The speech was sententious as it was devoid
of deep thought, interest, or content and it was given with excessive demand
and pomposity.
The British, by the
very fact that they participated in the scramble for Africa and featured in the
Atlantic Slave Trade, made no apologies but went on to secure Nigeria as a
source of revenue. They inhumanely arm the boko haram and Fulani herdsmen with
automatic weapons to create havoc when
the cost of oil goes up and to cease fighting when oil price is at rock bottom.
The British are brutish, meaning they ruled with cold-heartedness,
cold-bloodedness. They had dug the graves
of many Nigerians and stolen from the country. Who would think that one day a
former slave would enslave the master?
What happens to Britain is a lesson for those colonialists given
to self-indulgence, arrogance, pretentiousness, snobbishness, affectation, or
pride. How more can the taste of the pudding of revenge be proved than in its
eating? The Queen of England is Latifa Omoraso of Nigeria.
Long Live Her majesty Latifa Uche Omorosa, Queen of England.
The kings or queens of former colonial masters run the risk of being replaced
by Nigerians. It is predicted that Germany, France, Norway, and the Netherland shall
experience upheavals which will usher in heads of states that are Nigerians.
One should never say never to some people, precisely the
Nigerians. Nigerians had learned from Trump of America about the futility of racism
and threats of deportations. These don’t work against Nigerians. Even steel walls
built on top of the Atlantic can scarcely deter a determined Nigerian who swears to swim from Lagos to
London.
Denying Nigerians the conquest of Britain is impossible. To
Nigerians bent on conquering England;
failure to do so is as impossible as catching with the wind with a trap,
particularly as Queen Latifa, a
Nigerian, sits on the throne of England.
Written Wednesday, January 14, 2018. Posted 2/15/18 @9:18pm
