Friday, June 24, 2016

AREN’T NIGERIAN LAWMAKERS ROLE MODELS FOR US TO FOLLOW?
by Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com
The purpose of this essay is to report on a letter of sex scandal involving Nigerian lawmakers without adding a word of this essayist and to give the authors and internet sources. Readers are asked to draw their conclusions. This essayist is a teacher, does not support any political party, and does not advocate militancy or violence to overthrow Nigerian or any government. He speaks the truth as he sees it.  We owe it as a duty to conscience and other citizens to speak the truth.
See also http://www.otimestv.com/2016/06/konji-us-ambassador-exposes-nigerian.html
The Ambassador, in a letter dated June 9, 2016, addressed to Speaker Dogara, exclusively obtained by New Telegraph, alleged that three members of the House namely: Hon. Mohammed Garba Gololo (APC, Bauchi), Hon. Samuel Ikon (PDP, Akwa Ibom) and Hon. Mark Gbillah (APC, Benue) had, on a recent visit to the United States for the International Visitor Leadership Program, brought disrepute to the parliament by soliciting for sex from prostitutes and grabbing hotel housekeeper in a bid to rape.
Ten lawmakers were invited by the US government for the International Visitor Leadership Program held between April 7 and 13, 2016 in Cleveland, Ohio. They include: Gaza Jonathan Gbefwi (PDPNasarawa State), Danburam Abubakar Nuhu (APC-Kano State), Nkole Uko Ndukwe (PDP-Abia State), Rita Orji (PDPLagos State), Ayo Huliyat Omidiran (APC-Osun). Entwistle’s letter reads: “It is with regret that I must bring to your attention the following situation.
Ten members of the Nigerian National Assembly recently travelled to Cleveland, Ohio as participants in the International Visitor Leadership Programme on good governance. We received troubling allegations regarding the behaviour of three members of the delegation to the U.S. Government’s flagship professional exchange programme.
“The U.S. Department of State and the Cleveland Council on World Affairs received reports from employees of the Cleveland hotel where the representatives stayed, alleging the representatives engaged in the following behaviour: “Mohammed Garba Gololo allegedly grabbed a housekeeper in his hotel room and solicited her for sex.
While the housekeeper reported this to her management, this incident could have involved local law enforcement and resulted in legal consequences for Representative Gololo. “Mark Terseer Gbillah and Samuel Ikon allegedly requested hotel parking attendants assist them to solicit prostitutes.”
Entwistle said the US government made efforts to authenticate these allegations. His words: “The U.S. Mission took pains to confirm these allegations and the identities of the individuals with the employees of the hotel in Cleveland.
The conduct described above left a very negative impression of Nigeria, casting a shadow on Nigeria’s National Assembly, the International Visitor Leadership Program, and to the American hosts’ impression of Nigeria as a whole. “Such conduct could affect some participants’ ability to travel to the United States in the future.”
The ambassador acknowledged that “While the majority of Nigerian visitors to the United States do behave appropriately, even a few Nigerians demonstrating poor judgement leads to a poor impression of the Nigerian people generally, though it is far from accurate.
Such incidents jeopardise the ability of future programming and make host institutions and organisations less likely to welcome similar visits in the future.” Entwistle stated that the affected lawmakers did not show remorse when the issue was brought to them.
“In addition, most of the members of this group reacted very negatively to my deputy when she brought this matter to their attention, further calling into question their judgement and commitment to the goals of the International Visitor Leadership Programme.
This leads us to question whether to include National Assembly members for other similar programmes in the future. “I request, in the strongest possible terms, you share this message with members of the National Assembly so they understand the seriousness of these issues, and the potential consequences of their actions, not only for themselves as individuals, but also for the future of such programmes designed to benefit Nigeria,” he said in the letter.
But, Gbillah said that there was no iota of truth in what the ambassador said but a calculated attempt to cause disaffection between them and their wives, families and constituents as they were not given any fair hearing before the letter was sent to the speaker.
He said he was on the trip with his wife and baby and could not, in any way, solicit for sex from a prostitute. He said: “This is an affront on the National Assembly and Nigeria, it appears they have ulterior motives. We are not going to take this lightly; we will take legal actions against the US government. It is a dent on our image.”
Narrating the story of their stay in US, Gbillah said: “I went on the trip with my wife and baby and insisted that she stayed with me, but they told me the accommodation was meant for only participants. So, at Cleveland Renaissance where we were, opposite the Quicken Loan Arena, the Cleveland Cavalier Basketball team played a match and many people came to lodge at the same hotel, and they claimed that we spoke with car park attendants.
We didn’t go with cars, so how could we have spoken with attendants?” He explained that the first time he heard about the allegations was a month after they returned from the US and went to represent the speaker at the farewell dinner for the Chinese ambassador. “…
I saw the ambassador (Entwistle) and went to greet him and he told me how a few of us tarnished the image of the House. I advised him to make it formal so that we can know who was involved and what actually happened.
“It was after this encounter that they called us to their premises and said they were identified by their accusers in a group picture. This is curious. No video footage. They didn’t accost us while we were in US. We suspect this is a calculated attempt to rubbish the National Assembly. “Is this how they would have investigated their congressmen? Do they know that there were other black people who came to watch the match? How could they have identified us in a picture without our knowledge?
“We, the concerned members, have written to the speaker indicating the facts and demanding footage of our stay in the hotel. We also want them to provide access to our accusers to identify us. But most importantly, we would be demanding compensation from the US government for defamation of character.”
Also, in his letter to the speaker, dated June 13, Gololo, who was accused of grabbing a housekeeper, said: “Let me, from the outset, express my shock and dismay at the contents of the letter generally and particularly affects me.
“These are totally false, unfounded and baseless allegations against me. I categorically deny any such incident happened, I never grabbed any housekeeper nor did I solicit for sex. I also take this issue very seriously not only because I am a honourable member representing a hallowed institution, but because of my integrity as a husband and father.
How would my family and in-laws react to these wild and grave allegations? “I demand an apology and retraction of these allegations or I shall not hesitate to engage the services of lawyers and not only to clear my name, but to seek redress for the damages done to my reputation. I insist that evidence of the allegations against me be produced….
“It is, therefore, in the interest of both countries to investigate this matter thoroughly to get to the root of it and I am ready to go back to Cleveland at my expense to establish my innocence without prejudice to my rights, press charges against libellous allegations” When contacted, spokesman for the House, Abdulrazaq Namdas, confirmed the receipt of the letter by the speaker. All attempts to get Hon. Ikon to tell his side of the story were unsuccessful as his phone number was permanently shut. A member of the House on the delegation expressed shock and disbelief about the incident.
“I cannot believe this. Something must be wrong somewhere. We were all in the same hotel and this same man (Gololo) was there as well. He has all the capacity to get a woman in the city if he wanted to, but he is somebody we all know loves his wife and family so much.
The lady did not even mention names, we learnt she only pointed at the man in the group photograph we took during the programme. “Again, this issue was reported two weeks after we left the hotel. Why was this not done while we were there?
The lady in question did not shout immediately and one wonders if truly there was such thing. “We did not know anything until the letter written to the Speaker went round all of us who were in Cleveland for the meeting. It is shocking,” the lawmaker told New Telegraph on condition of anonymity.

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WITHOUT STUPIDITY, THINGS CAN TURN AROUND IN NIGERIA IN 3 YEARS
by Dr. James C. Agazie
The purpose of this essay is to play with the word stupidity and to demonstrate that stupidity is behind our problems in Nigeria. Failure to hear and not listen is the height of unmitigated Stupidity. Nothing in this should be misconstrued to mean this writer is advocating militancy or violent overthrow of government. This writer has been a teacher for decades, and does not support any political party.  He seeks to speak the truth as it appears to him. If the reader is offended by what the essayist says or how he says, reader ought to take heart and realize that there is nothing free about freedom or about democracy which is the freedom to express opinions freely.

 Our problem in Nigeria is not just tribe. It is not religion either. It is not that we are a people who are indolent, idle, lethargic, languid, slothful, shiftless, or simply lazy. No, we do not fit any of those adjectives. The problem is not that we Nigerians are inherently corrupt, thieving and kleptomaniac, which is defined as inability to refrain from the urge to steal for no reasons other than personal use or financial gain. Why can’t we steal ideas from other countries to enrich Nigeria? The problem creating havoc in Nigeria is concentrated in one word and one word only-STUPIDITY.

This writer went a local market in Lagos and saw a woman shelling roasted groundnuts and wrapping them in newspapers printed with black ink that might be poisonous and unfit for human consumption.  She is a picture of things that are not right in her homeland.  She sits in a noisy Abuja market in the hot sun from sunrise to sunset to earn less than one dollar (350 Naira).You could buy all the groundnuts for less than what it would cost you to buy a roll of toilet papers in New York to wipe your ass. Giving her just a dollar would send that poor woman home away from the baking, blazing, burning, sweltering, scorching, and roasting heat. Wouldn’t that move you to tears? If that wouldn’t then you must be a hardened, heartless creature and ought to see a surgeon for a heart transplant. We ought to feel for people.

 A Nigerian living in North America or Great Britain knows you would not be able to buy a cup of coffee with a dollar (N350). Would you like to exchange places with this market woman in the hot sun, shelling, wrapping and selling groundnuts for one dollar? Your life and mine are not more precious than the groundnut woman’s life, is it?  You are lucky to have the opportunities that were denied to millions of our people. Poverty is next in line to sin because a sinful man is said to have poverty of the spirit. Poverty creates hunger which in turn stimulates anger, and anger gets to a breaking point it erupts into violence. Violence solidifies as authorities scramble for bribery to extinguish the burning inferno. Poverty is the work of stupidity which is synonymous with foolishness, idiocy, or lack of common sense.

Please come to Riverdale and meet this poor, uneducated, lanky young man from Guinea, West Africa, who had been begging the Pakistani Chevron gas station owner unsuccessfully to hire him to sweep the floor and stock items. “Go to college to learn to speak English” was the only help another Ethiopian  immigrant gas station attendant could offer him. Frustrated and tired of begging, Amadou finally trekked to the Delta Airline at the Atlanta Airport. He landed a janitorial job with Delta Airline.  We were in ota akara (akara-eating pre-school infants ) as our ABC school teacher often lectured us: “Where there is a will, there is a way.” The point was that Amadou finally had the will to get up and go because an opportunity landed upon his head.

Halleluiah! Amadou jumped like a gazelle when he received his first weekly income of 600 dollars . I said: “My God! Amadou! You must be kidding!” He said: “No, man, it’s  no joke. Here’s my check”. This formerly dejected, starving man from Guinea made 600 U S dollars, the equivalent of 210,000 Nigerian Naira in his first week as a floor cleaner. I called Nigeria to tell friends, but they told me I was a liar. I sang the song I learned at Utonkon primary school: “Come and see America wonder, Come and see America wonder Toot Toot.” (we blew into cow’s horns that served as our home-made flutes).

 A  weekly paycheck of 210,000 Naira paycheck is much more than what millions of Nigerians at Abuja or Lagos markets make in a life time. Just for the sake of excitement, let us multiply Amadou’s weekly pay by 50 to find his yearly income after we give him a 2-week vacation. This Guinean fellow will earn 30,000 U S dollars this year. If you multiply 30,000 by 350, you will get 10,500,000 What? If you take 30,000 dollars to the black market at Abuja or Lagos, you will need a sack to carry 10,500,000 (ten and a half million) Naira. Listen to this: Amadou will be MILLIONNAIRE in Nigeria.

Let’s get to the bottom of this essay. Nigeria has enough money from oil and other products (including hectares of arable land, and unknown minerals in the soil)  to have people overcome poverty in addition to creating new jobs. If you forget job creation and just focus on a steady supply of light, poverty would be nipped in the bud in three years. If Buhari and his team spent the 10.3 billion dollars they allegedly have recovered from our stolen loot on providing electricity, things would happen in Nigeria .

The number of so-called millionaires in my country makes people wonder: “So what?” Millionaire my ass! How in hell could they enjoy being millionaires when their countrymen and women people, like the groundnut woman, are living in abject poverty? Shit!”.  Nigeria is immensely and massively blessed. Poverty is not scarcity of money. Poverty is not the lack of equitable distribution of wealth. Poverty is tantamount to or practically the same as to Stupidity. Period.

Stupid poverty is the same thing as of the lack of insight and foresight that provide the people with the incentive to explore opportunities for self fulfillment. Nothing provides more fulfillment than gainful employment. Stupidity is as stupid as a Nigerian lawmaker who has 4  wives at home and is recently caught buying toto (sex or pussy) from a prostitute. This is the subject of a hot topic for another essay. Nigerian leaders cannot any longer throw our opportunities to the whirlwind or behave like the prodigals they are , being wasteful, reckless, dissolute, profligate, extravagant, and uncontrolled.

Come to think of it, our people are not lazy. We are willing to work until we drop down with exhaustion if and only if favorable conditions are put in place by Nigerian leaders who ought to be encouraging of their people, stimulating, supporting, educating, facilitating, and abetting with wise decisions.  How do you make bricks without cement and sand? How do you prepare garri foo-foo without hot water or cook ogbono soup without the ogbono?

CONCLUSION: The inescapable conclusion is this: The Nigerian Government ought to be considerate when a binding, compulsory, or obligatory duty is discharged to provide the public with a steady, uninterrupted electricity to enable my people to develop themselves as the Ghanaians who have 24/7 power, are doing. Failure to provide needed services is the height of unmitigated Stupidity.
Nothing in this should be misconstrued to mean this writer is advocating militancy or violent overthrow of government. 

This writer has been a teacher for decades, and does not support any political party.  He seeks to speak the truth as it appears to him. If the reader is offended by what the essayist says or how he says, reader ought to take heart and realize that there is nothing free about freedom or about democracy’s freedom to express itself freely through free opinions.
By Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com
See also jamesagazies.blogspot.com

  


Sunday, June 19, 2016

SO YOUR LIFE ENDED AFTER AKATA IMPREGNATED YOUR DAUGHTER?
by Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com
Essay contains profanity and graphic materials of sexual nature

“How is her pregnant daughter doing?”  That was a bombshell!  This essayist just called a Nigerian woman at Utonkon  to ask how she is doing, and  the Utonkon woman answered  with a question of her own. “How is her pregnant daughter doing?” What pregnant daughter? This writer is a man, and didn’t know of any pregnant girl, and if I did, it wasn’t my baby. I am not used to women’s gossips.  What do I know about pregnancies when I am not a woman? You see trouble!  Women, like Jesus, often like to speak in parables, leaving the hearers to do the interpretation. The “her” in the Utonkon woman’s question is referring to the daughter of her friend and townswoman in Florida.  The Utonkon woman grew up with the Florida woman. They know.  The Florida woman’s husband happens to be a friend of this writer and as friends; we are constantly on telephone discussing, boko haram, Nnamdi Kalu, Delta Avengers, and politicians’ corruptions at home. Sometimes, we talk about children. But, who is this pregnant daughter? Unable to control my curiosity, I called up Pauline, the wife of my friend in Florida.
“Hello, Pauline, your friend is asking about a pregnant daughter. Which daughter is this woman talking about? Didn’t Linda just graduate from the university? What is your friend at Utonkon talking about? I don’t understand.” Then I felt guilty. The worst thing on earth I would want to do is to  hurt a friend or to rejoice at the friend’s misfortune or calamity. Pauline replied: “Yes, that’s Linda. She became impregnated by Akata boy, and has run off with the Akata, sharing apartment with that Akata.”  There was utter contempt, scorn, or disdain in Pauline’s distraught voice. A mother in pains coupled with shame is not a pleasant thing to behold. It is as if Pauline’s life has just ended before it started.  Lord, have mercy! So that was the bombshell? Lord, have mercy!
It is obvious that neither Pauline nor her husband Silas wanted to mention this to the writer in the 9 months it takes pregnancies to show, though I have been on telephone constantly with Silas who is my good friend and townsman. Husband and wife’s failure to spill the beans (or let the cat out from the bag) stems from shame associated with the pregnancy of a daughter who is the rising star of the family. It is not just  ife ifere (things of shame) that an unmarried daughter is carrying a baby out-of-wedlock  for  a man. The elopement adds a bad twist, and the situation is made indescribably worse when the fucker is Akata man of all people. It is a disgrace, embarrassment, dishonor, humiliation, infamy, ignominy, or just bad for the family’s reputation for a Nigerian girl to be impregnated by a non-Nigerian, a non-Igbo, and Akata (a descendant of black American slaves) for that matter.
Carrying a child for Akata and eloping with the Akata is like waving a red flag in front of any angry bull and being stampeded in the dust. What an insult! Igbos see idi ime (pregnancy) and mgbakwu nwoke (elopement with a man) as serious breaches of omenala (tradition or customary ways of doing things) Muslim parents are known to kill daughters who marry men the family does not approve of and Muslim husbands are likely to murder wives who support such marriages or elopements.
The instant essay has three objectives. First. to empathize with and console Pauline and Silas. Second, to tell women who are in the same situation as Pauline is in: “ You cannot raise your kids in New York or Florida as your parents had raised you at Utonkon or any Nigerian village.” Second, to admonish parents anywhere, Nigeria included; “You cannot control your child’s love and sexual activities as your parents controlled you while growing in Nigeria in the 90’s with gba gi ose n’anya n’ike (put pepper in your eyes and  your anus). For one thing, a Nigerian city of the 90’s is a far cry from Florida, Chicago, Washington DC, or Atlanta in 2016. Utonkon girls are still cooking foo-foo with firewood and slapping mosquitoes off their sexy bodies in the 24-hour darkness. California and New York girls are fucking men in cheap motels and experimenting with drugs and oral sex and orgies.
You know what? Wonders would never end, and the world would never cease rotating on its rickety axis or revolving wobbly around the sun, and the sun will never stop rising from its bed in the East and sleeping on the same bed in the West. If you want to know why these risings and settings; fucking and impregnating of daughters are so, you better go and ask God because only He has the answers. Besides, if you have a strong disagreement and threaten me with a one-man boko haram, please take it up with Allah. Surely, men will always be men who love to fuck and girls will be girls who cannot help wanting men to fuck them.  That’s the bottom line. That’s the best I can explain why people love to fuck.
When people keep telling me: “The world is getting smaller,” I know exactly what is meant. You must be a fool to think that your elementary school girl is a non- fucking virgin or that Nigeria is the best place on earth that has not been polluted by filth, abandoned babies, fornication, akwunakwuna (prostitution), superstition, and all imaginable sins of Sodom and Gomorrah. Incest or sexual relation relations between fathers and daughters or between mothers and sons are taking place in your beloved Nigeria. Sexual promiscuity is mundane and taking place among your “innocent” boys and girls more often than you care to know. You can bury your head in shame in the sand as ostriches do but that will not obliterate the fact. You fool, you may go on pretending it is not true. That is the way fools are: pretense, denial, charade, make-believe!
You can go to Nigeria and buy a baby for N300,000 ($875 at $1=N350 at the black market  rate). If you are one of those persons who rob the Nigerian treasury or have extra money or are impatient because the wife you just married is infertile and you want to not let neighbors into the secret, you can do something. You can expedite an illegal adoption process by paying millions of Naira to make matters go fast.  Here is a stern warning: just do it secretly so police would not grab you and say: “Aha, child trafficking.” There is a better idea that is cheaper: find one of those seemingly innocent girls someone has fucked and impregnated; take her to your home and pay her medical bills until she delivers her baby. Give her some Naira and clothes. Take the baby. Send her away.  Congratulations! You’ve just gotten a baby!
Millions of Nigerian babies are born daily and thrown away in gutters or left in marketplaces. By who?  Several Nigerian primary, secondary, and college females get impregnated by unemployed males or by onyeburu (wheelbarrow or truck pusher) or by a man the family considers to be efuluefu (riff raff, prodigal, worthless man ). The girls often do not want parents to know therefore an easy option is to dump the newborn somewhere after a trader performs unhygienic abortions which sometimes  end with deaths of the young mothers. Why the dumping? Unmarried pregnancies are considered a taboo. The mother is an outcast. Nobody wants to marry her. She is embarrassment to her family.  If you don’t understand this, you are a gossipy person  greatly interesting in fucking. Find out on your own.  If you want more gossips, let’s bring it closer home to our Nigerian women (single and married) both inside and outside Nigeria.
 That Nigerian women fuck anyone they see is a very open secret. Married women fuck house boys, their work supervisors, traders with money, and each others’ husbands. Nigerian married women in America love to fuck Akata men  for several reasons. Akata men fuck like dogs; they give Naija women all the bedmatics in the book, including sucking pussy, lifting the woman’s legs up in the air from the bed, exposing the buttocks quite ajar, and biting the clitoris until it becomes as pink as salmon or hairless pigskin and fucking both anus and vagina at the same time. Akata boys share alcohol and drugs with our Nigerian women who are hungry dick suckers. They are hot for sex they see in X-rated videos. They are into experimentations that are best provided by Akata men. Nigerian men are dishrags, unable to satisfy Patience or Ngozi because of PBDD (pot belly, diabetes and drunkenness). The term Whore was invented for Nigerian women. We are talking about all Nigerian women, especially the Igbo, Yoruba, Edo, Calabar, Rivers, and all Nigerian women from all tribes who have vaginas.  They all want to be fucked hard but worry if their daughters do as their mothers do.
The debate on the effectiveness of female genital mutilation (removal of the clitoris and other parts of the sex organ) to control excessive desire for sex, has not been concluded, This topic is beyond the scope of this brief essay. See your physician for professional advice. 
CONCLUSIONS. If you ever find yourself in Pauline’s shoes and your daughter runs off with Akata (a Black American) or marries one, so let it be. You are not the person the Akata is impregnating or marrying. You are not eloping with him, are you?  If your daughter or son is of age (over 18 years of age), finishes college, and decides to  date or marry Akata he/she loves, so be it.  Do you want to force a marriage upon your child, knowing fully well that arranged/forced marriages do not work nowadays as they once did in your village? Who are you to force a Nigerian girl born in America to marry a  Nigerian she hardly knows or does not love?
Who are you to forbid your child to love whoever he/she chooses? Stop playing God. Because  as a mother, you  cannot shit for her child just as you cannot die for  your child, you better  stay clear of things that aren’t your damned business, if your pieces of advice are ineffective. It is advisable to pull your child and the Akata partner closer to you to form a larger family. Akata are Nigerians and other Africans whose ancestors came to American shores on slave ships centuries ago. Akata are people too. The only difference is cultural. You need to sanitize your prejudices, Fool.
Posted by Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail,com
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ON FATHER’S DAY: Making Nigeria great is a duty for all Fathers
By Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com
 Come t think of it, it is a lot easier to criticize and condemn than to stoop down and construct. Tearing down or shredding Nigeria to pieces is the work of a destructive brain while a constructive mind with intellect  seeks opportunities to  redeem,  energize and infuse life into UNFINISHED  piece of work. A destructive Nigerian is unhelpful and critical. Both his input and output can be described as negative. He makes disparaging remarks, and his words are as harsh as the sun shining around the equator.
  The destroyer prepared yam foo-foo and okra soup and forgot them on the stove to burn black and nobody wants to have them for dinner. The destroyer’s intentions are caustic or vicious. So, anything the destructive hand touches seems downright priggish, indicating the implication of unbecoming moral superiority hidden in tribalism or religiosity.
A destructive Nigerian takes advantage of a bad situation to make it worse for selfish reasons. Because they are selfish and concerned only with akpa ha (their pockets) they grab all within their reach with  no  thought given to how they would make use of those stuffs. Imagine a shopper who goes to flea markets everyday to purchase things and fill the garage kpumkpum (packed full). The shopper then wonders often aloud: “Chimoo, gini kam ga eme ihe ndia?” (My God, What do I do with all these?)
A constructive Nigerian, on the other hand, is very one’s friend for he is not sheep in wolf’s clothing. He has your interest at heart for his steps are as soft as the bringer of great news of glad tidings. A constructive Nigerian is positive. His hands are helpful and productive as he works alongside you to mend the torn, broken fabric of the nation. His breath on you infuses you with a supply of life-giving oxygen that drives out noxious carbon monoxide.
A constructive Nigerian’s appearance on the scene is both useful and salutary, having a beneficial effect in correcting an unfavorable or unhealthy condition of the nation. His advice is a well considered exercise in practicality, commonsense, level headedness, realism, expediency, sensibleness, and reasonableness. You can go to bed and sleep soundly, knowing you can count on constructors to make sound decisions.
Constructive and destructive Nigerians are antipodal types of humans, referring to things so different in character- one a hard worker, the other a worthless loafer. The contributions Nigeria needs now is not measured in dollars and Naira (we have enough of that.). We need men willing  enlist the help of wives and together  roll their sleeves up and stoop down on raw knees and hands to pick up the broken pieces of a nation and glue them  into a beautiful tapestry that covers Nigeria North to the South, and the West to the East.
 Nigeria is not dead as many would have you to believe. What Nigeria is going through now are growing pains of maturity that would soon end.  Difficulties of life are not meant to make us bitter, but better and more disciplined. Nigeria is evolving and getting ready to burst out with renewed energy never dreamed of before. Nigeria is like a lady who danced all night, wearing nkanka (old) tight dresses and heavy wooden clogs that were choking, obstructing, or congesting her feet. The lady emerges forth in a beautiful dance with renewed energy in the morning when a new dress and comfortable shoes are fitted. We Nigerians are the new dresses and shoes. We are the ornaments that must be polished.  But we need  to be purified first to render good services. It takes the hottest furnace to purify the purest gold.
Nigeria is a woman burdened with a distressful labor going on not just for 9 months but for 672 months. The baby is unnaturally large, too large to be delivered by Caesarean; it requires a radical cut up of the  entire human body.  Healing takes time but will surely come when one least expects it.
Making Nigeria great again begins with a look inside; when each Nigerian painstakingly examines self and the nature of contributions he/she is willing to make .One ought to ask: “ Am I a constructor?  Am I a destroyer? The purpose of this essay is to encourage us at these trying times in our evolution.  

Written Father’s Day, Sunday June, 19, 2016 @6:07pm

Friday, June 17, 2016

RELIGION IS A DANGEROUS THING IN THE HANDS OF SOME PEOPLE
by Dr. James C. Agazie
To many people, including you and this writer, one of the most troubling aspects of religion is its belief in religion and not in God. The church or mosque is more concerned with organization and indoctrination than it is interested in providing training leading to the understanding of God and our purpose on earth.  A city is more likely to be engulfed in a terrorist attack and the entire population destroyed and houses firebombed when the Quran is burnt or Prophet Mohammed depicted on paper than when you throw my Christian Bible into my fireplace.  
More people are likely to be executed or beheaded when you insult the image of Mohammed by depicting in on a piece of paper or badmouthing the Prophet than would be killed if you call Jesus a bastard or some other ugly name. There is a big difference between Chineke (Igbo for God) and Akwukwo Nso (the Holy bible) on one hand and a Muslim’s Allah and Quaran on the other hand.  
But we hold our Akwukwo Nso and Chineke as central to our faith in that, while the former tells us about the latter, it is He the latter that we worship. Put in other words, the Bible is the my Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.  Jesu (Jesus) is the Person, the central character, the Protagonist, of whom the events narrated in Akwukwo Nso are all about.
 As the Good Shepherd,  Jesu, also known as  Jehovah, nwa (Son of) Chineke,  leads the way to heaven as the final resting place for saved souls, He is the Key that opens the gates of Heaven.  He has already proclaimed: “I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life.” What more do we need? He is the Uncreated Creator, the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End; He knows the beginning from the end and the end from beginning. Doesn’t He know all things before they happen? He personally authored my Bible through the writings and testimonies of persons He personally chose and ordained.
 Having said all this, we would be fools (with capital F) if we worship the Book, and not the Author. You would be a bigger fool if you murder a man simply because he insults your Bible. In fact, the Bible is a worthless document if I fail to adhere to the teachings contained therein, or fail to understand the Person it is all about. All I need my Bible to do for me is this: First is to point out He who my Creator is. Second is to provide me with the framework or a path to understand the character of who I worship.
It is safe to posit that the purpose of a document I consider to be a holy book is to provide information or knowledge about my Maker as accurately as is possible, and the knowledge I gain about God is kept hidden in my heart and soul. Therefore, although you can take my Bible away for 1000 years, yet you’ll not be able to touch my faith in or my knowledge concerning  He who I believe is my God. He is my Maker.  The knowledge I gain from knowing God through reflection and perusal of the holy book will stay in and with me for as long as I live.
Two Muslim brothers massacred 12 people in France because of a cartoonist’s depiction of prophet Mohammed.  In Niger, a poor African desert country which is thousands of miles away from France, my well-meaning but misinformed  fellow African brothers  rose up as one man to riot, destroying what little they have to sell and live by. Why? They did so because someone tells them: The French people are insulting Allah by drawing the pictures of Muhammad. Read it here in black and white, and see my brothers standing on the dry, sandy, waterless, desolate dessert area that is extremely unstable for farming or to raise cattle. http://news.yahoo.com/niger-protesters-burn-churches-second-day-charlie-riots-143432674.html
That Muslims are more likely to be abusive and violator of basic human rights than other religious groups is apparent as one considers happenings from around the world. Looking at events taking place in Nigeria and other Muslim nations, a  Muslim is likely to stand out as the champion of rape, slavery, beheadings, forced marriages, and terrorism. Remember that boko haram criminals abducted over 200 schoolgirls from their classrooms and nothing has been heard of their whereabouts several months after their abduction. We are beginning to hear of one or two escapees two years after the heinous crime.
 What is the most troubling aspect of Islamism is its misogyny or hatred of women and persons who adhere to other religions. An underage Muslim girl can be so abused she is forced to commit murder or suicide by strapping a bomb across her breasts. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2884103/Nigeria-child-bride-confessed-killing-husband-police.html. Read more of the harrowing story: http://news.yahoo.com/women-excised-public-life-abused-063315706.html.
Because my black African  brothers are being exploited and marginalized when they are forced to swallow morsels of undigested  religion as a fish swallows a bait along with the sharp hook,  the result is economic and moral strangulation and destruction of a person’s will. Here is the tragedy: a book written to make my life livable and loveable is now threatening to destroy my life.
It is time we made a few demands on radical Islam in the attempt to modernize the religion that has nearly 1.5 billion adherents worldwide. First, Islam ought to provide a codicil or addendum  to the Qumran, that would include modern interpretation of the holy book that excludes terrorism, constant wars, beheadings, rapes and  inter-tribal skirmishes  which are all designed to grab headlines in world news  to justify confiscating land of another and/or the  establishment of  caliphates in someone else’s backyard.
Secondly, Islam should emphasize education of men and women and the raising of our children to function comfortably in both Muslim and non-Muslim communities. The immigrants arriving in America from many Muslim countries from West Africa are at a disadvantage in that they are unable to read or write in English or to complete applications for employment. They can barely interview successfully for menial jobs at airports, and only God knows how they will be able to provide for their dependents.  
The third point is that Islam may find ways to teach acceptance and respect for those considered “infidels” as well as tolerance for other religions, and to exclude religious ethnocentric arrogance which breeds the mine-is-the-only-religion –and-yours-is-blaspheme” jihadist attitudes
Fourthly, Nigerian Muslims should practice animal husbandry by using suitable enclosures rather than driving their cattle over arable lands to eat up gardens and vegetable beds of others. Because many Muslim adults are  emigrating  to the West (America, Great Britain, France and other nations), and because these immigrants seem to have tremendous difficulties  adjusting to and accessing their new environments, Islam ought to enable immigrant children to acquire Western education that would place them in better stead in host countries than becoming unemployed or unemployable.
Additionally, there should be serious attempts made to discourage the exploitation of women through multiplicity of wives and denial of opportunities for education to women in occupations designed for males only, such as the science, engineering, and mathematics fields (SEM). Another point is that Muslims should discourage the exploitation of the black African populations through recruitment in religious enslavement and war mongering  that sends black African populations to desolate places where there is little or no rainfall to support human habitation.
Finally but not the  least, Muslims ought to endeavor  to  Improve the quality of life for inhabitants of their home countries, particularly in such challenging environments as Chad, and Niger, to name only a few.
Prepared by Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com
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Thursday, June 16, 2016

NIGERIAN CHILDREN NEED SCIENCE EDUCATION, NOT RELIGIOUS INDOCTRINATION  
by Dr. James C. Agazie, EdD
Nigeria needs to have education that would provide employment for the young in addition to food, roads, light, and water. The learning of scientific knowledge is what Nigeria is in dire need of. Learning is defined as a relatively permanent change in behavior which results from training or experience. More specifically, education is the foremost benefit a nation like Nigeria can confer or bestow upon its citizens.
Gone are the days when education was the exclusive privilege reserved for the privileged few. Today, education is a necessity for the survival of citizens and continued existence of the nation. To the extent that Nigeria fails to edify its people, the country is at the bottom of the list of countries known to make the least difference in the lives of the ordinary citizen. Life in Nigeria, as in many other African countries, is fraught, burdened or weighed down with health and nutritional deficiencies. Science, mathematics, engineering, and technology permeate nearly the entire facet of modern life and hold the key to solving many of a nation’s most pressing current and future challenges.   
Words used to describe Nigeria’s lack of meaningful science education system include jungle-like, incompetent, inexpert, clumsy, ham-fisted, useless, hopeless, bungling, and heavy-handed. Factors related to Nigeria’s poor science education include frequent power failures, impassable roads, and incessant mosquito bites causing endemic malaria. Thousands of Nigerian women are dying daily during pregnancy due to complications resulting from unhygienic conditions, inadequate knowledge about prenatal care, gynecological mishaps, and inappropriate medications.  Have you ever called Nigeria for a week or so and could not talk with your folks because there was no internet service and no light to charge the battery?
When will Nigerian Government see to it to encourage our women to deliver their babies locally at a fraction of what it would cost to fly to the United States or London, in addition to fees for the hospital bed, meals, gynecologist and obstetrician?   The lack of science education is responsible for inadequate healthcare, housing, and food for a population of over 170 million people. If you don’t know about the millions of dollars our Nigerian government officials spend on flying overseas for medical treatments that could easily be dealt locally, you’ve not been following the debates on the topic.
Do not be shocked to know that foreign hospitals to which your politicians fly to be treated and die at, are busily harvesting body organs of our people including hearts, livers, pancreases, and placentas of women. Are they harvesting the ding-dong (wealthy long penises) for which our politicians are especially popular? We need to revive science teaching and applications as a matter of top priority for continued existence of our democracy.
Nigeria needs to expand the teaching of science at all levels. Science education has to do with sharing science content and process with persons considered part of the scientific community, including children, college students, market women, and adult men within the general public.
Science education should be such that it is relevant to the life of the woman who cooks with a kerosene cooker in a poorly ventilated village kitchen, to the life of the farmer who plants the same crop on the same garden year after year without fertilizers and without crop rotation.  Science subjects in Nigeria will include but are not limited to physical science, life science, earth science, and space science.  Science education will assist the woman frying akara balls near open fetid sewer drains/ gutters, while customers buy akara balls wrapped in newspapers that has been printed with poisonous ink.
Dear readers, Nigeria needs A SCIENTIFIC EDUCATION to exploit our huge resources and feed our people, and in the process, acquire useful scientific knowledge. Let us kick out predatory leeches such as the Chinese, Indians, Britons and Americans who steal our resources and render nothing in return. Nigeria has huge deposits of tantalite  a valuable substance for laboratory equipment and a substitute for platinum, but its main use today is in tantalum capacitors in electronic equipment such as mobile phones, DVD players, video game systems and computers.  Nigeria’s  natural resources include oil, natural gas, petroleum, tin, iron ore, coal, limestone, niobium, lead, zinc and arable land. Oil and natural gas accounted for 37 percent of the country's GDP in 2006 (most recent stats).Where does the 63% come from? Agriculture, fishing and forestry also contribute significantly to the country's GDP.
Dear readers,  most of the things Nigeria needs now are in abundance but haven’t yet been discovered, or are in low precedence on the nation’s agenda of essential things to do, or are considered of such low priority that they must wait until some other more pressing needs are met. And there are services Nigeria hardly has, and if she does have them they are of the poorest quality or of insufficient quantity.
 With a daily wage of 1 dollar (N365), the majority of Nigerians live below the world poverty line because Nigerian lacks scientific education. Let’s repeat this statement for emphasis. Our poverty is due to lack of interest and proficiency in scientific education.  What Nigerian needs are already there and waiting to be discovered and exploited.  With a daily wage of $1.00 (N350), the majority of Nigerians live below world’s poverty line because they lack the education needed to insure that the nation does not continue to sit on a gold mine that has not yet been mined. And if Nigeria realizes what a gold mine she sits on, the citizens ought to be given the incentive to explore and excavate.
Nigeria does not need to force-feed our children with morsels of undigested Christian and Moslem religion.  One of the most frequently paraphrased statements of German economist Karl Marx is  “Die Religion….ist das Opium des Valkes” ( religion is the opiate of the masses).  Religion has done grave injustice to Africa, especially to Nigerians. Both Islam and Christianity have been undeniably exploitative of black people as a whole. What do religion, and addictive drugs  (such as cocaine, marijuana, and  alcohol) have in common? They both provide tranquilizing relief for the masses of the people overburdened by inordinate poverty and perpetual servitude.  Around the necks of non-scientific Nigerians are fastened black collars of servitude such as we keep on dogs.
 Religion represents the impotence of the exploited classes who struggle against the exploiters who teach the exploited to believe in pie-in-the-sky miracle that ostensibly leads to a better life after death. Religion teaches beliefs in gods, devils, and miracles, but not in scientific stuffs. Christianity uses religion to teach that the so-called pagans live their lives in absolute want and patient submissiveness to higher power. The Christian exploiters, including the Catholics, Methodists, Pentecostals, and Jehovah’s Witnesses, justify their existence as exploiters by extracting trillions of dollars from ignorant believers.
Nigeria doesn’t need any more Christianity or Islam because every Nigerian believes in the existence of God. However, the need for a solution to challenges related to eating, healing, and living in Nigeria is immediate and cannot wait for tomorrow. God does not come down from heaven to solve many of the problems troubling us, such as inability to get along democratically with each other , amiable communicating without killing ourselves, and failure to explore our environment in order to  improve our standards of living. Slavery and the human traffic were the hallmarks of conniving religionists whose contributions to the world are negligible.
Haven’t Christianity and Islam been conniving, scheming, controlling, devious, or manipulative? Both religions are enslavers  of the mind, making it possible for well-meaning but gullible Africans to fall into the entrapping hands of morally bankrupt Europeans who built a fortune through the Atlantic Slave Trade which lasted for centuries and resulted in the loss of millions of Nigerian lives. Therefore, we must make science education the cornerstone of our continued existence as a nation LONG LIVE SCIENTIFIC NIGERIA.
Submitted by Dr. James C. Agazie
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Sunday, June 5, 2016


WHY AFRICANS DIE SOONER THAN EUROPEANS AND HOW WE CAN ENHANCE OUR LONGEVITY
By Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com
Recently, a secondary school classmate texted: “Arising from the death of our first principal ODW on 27/04/16, we are sending a delegation to the funeral”. I asked: “How old was ODW when he died? The response came back: “ODW died at the age of 101 yrs.”  My next question was: “How many of us in our class of 30 are still living?” The classmate texted: “I don’t know the accurate information regarding our classmates because I have not established contact with mates like E and B.” This writer remembers the deaths of classmates like  Adamu, John, Jonah, Ossa, Isaac, Yohanna, Silas, Tersu, and many others the writer is not aware of.  “How many of us are still living?” I repeatedly asked my classmate.
I shouldn’t have asked such a ridiculous question when I should know better.  We Nigerians live and die like mayflies because we are under the most inhospitable and uninhabitable conditions, while nations like Britain, Switzerland, France, and America make the most of our resources. We die like mayflies which have lifespan of 24 hours.  Western nations exploit us as the farmer milks his cows. Who wouldn’t live a long life in a clean environment conducive to longevity? A place is hospitable if it is welcoming, friendly, receptive, congenial, or inviting. Is Nigeria hospitable when insecurity looms like a threatening monstrosity?  A place is habitable if it is livable, likeable, or fit for human habitation. How do you rate Nigeria in terms of habitability?  If you say: “Terrible,” we are on the same wavelength.   
This essay has three objectives. One: to pay tribute to Sir ODW who was instrumental in founding  one of the first secondary school in Northern Nigeria  from which this writer graduated along with several Nigerian State governors, Vice Chancellors, army Generals, and Ambassadors to name a few.  Second: to point out that, unlike the ODW who lived to be a centenarian, many of the students passing through ODW’s school have already died years ago. It is not too speculative to say that Nigerians and other Africans on the whole barely live beyond age 53, according to the estimation of the World Health Organization.  Third: to suggest certain health habits that, if put into practice, may improve the life expectancy of many of us from Black Africa.
The ODW was a member of a group of white missionaries from England, that came to Nigeria and established a teacher training college and two secondary schools, one for boys and the other or girls, in Northern Nigeria. ODW was the first principal of the boys’ school around 1954, almost 62  years ago. After heading similar schools in several countries in Africa, ODW retired and returned to England as did many of our British teachers. We were about 30 boys in Form 1, and over 50% of us are now dead almost 50 years before the death of our founding principal. That we Nigerians die so early is not always an accident nor is it a conspiracy that the white man has hatched against us. Longevity is a function of the choices we consciously make.  Unfortunately as expected, we Nigerians make extremely bad choices we call mistakes.
 Thus, L =f(C), where L is longevity, f is function, and C stands for Choices. To say that nature or heredity tells the whole story is an old wives’ tale or a blatant lie. Outspokenly, nurture or environment plays a part, probably far greater than nature or things we were born with.   Nature sets the initial parameter and nurture takes it from there.
Therefore, when two identical twins are raised in two different environments and grow up to exhibit personalities or attributes that are diametrically or distinctly different as night and day, or summer and winter, the difference is said to be the result of the environment. Where and how one grows up have effects on how long one lives. The environment is defined as the surroundings, situation, location, milieu, background, or upbringing.
If you are reading this essay it is more likely than not that you have lost your father, mother, uncles, aunts, and a few other loved ones years ago. Death is the great equalizer, meaning, no matter how rich or poor, accomplished, educated, smart or not we are, death comes knocking at everyone’s door. Inevitably, we all shall die some day. In death we are all equal. You may have you heard of someone who “cheated death.” You and I can delay our death, but we cannot obliterate, demolish, or eliminate death.  It is incontrovertible, indubitable, or beyond a doubt that we humans play a part in how long or short we live. You can live longer if you begin to make judicious or sensible decisions.
Nigerians and other Black Africans live short lives and die young while white Europeans do the opposite. It is very lamentable that we Africans have nothing in our countries to help safeguard our lives against such common killers as malaria, dysentery, typhoid fever, Alzheimer’s Disease, leukemia, high blood pressure, depression, and cholera .These killers cause ailments that rob us of our dear lives. What are the first things Nigerians think of as causes of death of a loved one?  They think of amosu (witchcraft); ogbanje ( a person who repeatedly dies and comes back to life); nsi (poison); mammy-water (mermaids); abracadabra or some other hocus- pocus.
There is a case of a man who died and his folks claimed he was poisoned by a relative. To find who the killer might be, umunna (family members) decided to bathe the corpse in water and to hand each family member a tumbler of bath water to drink. The belief was that the killer would fall sick and die after drinking  miri ozu (water used to bathe a corpse).
An educated relative refused to drink the water because he said it was dirty and germ-infested.  As this relative started walking off, others screamed; “Aha , you are the killer!”. The man turned around and said: “Eh, ikpu nne gi.” (Yes, your mother’s private parts).  We Africans need to get rid of various uncanny/weird superstitious beliefs about death and dying . Such superstitions can and do kill and shorten our lives.
We pay unbelievably high expenses to fly overseas to seek specialized medical treatments that are usually unavailable in Nigeria.  When we finally die in foreign lands and our bodies are flown home for burial, we have lost the battle. Besides,  hospitals in India and other places that handle our corpses make huge profits from harvesting and selling body parts from dead Nigerians. Nigerian hearts, livers, pancreases have high demands in the world markets.
 It is believed that the way Nigerians and black Africans survived the Atlantic Slave Trade for over 300 years, their body parts might have some magical powers. It is possible that some non-Africans may believe that a Nigerian body part transplanted into a non-African man will lead the recipient to possess special features, such as ogologo amu (long penis) that would fuck a woman TDB (till day break). It is not farfetched to suggest that non-Africans may benefit from brains transplanted from Africans  in order to reduce bigotry,  xenophobia , or narrow-mindedness. This is a joke but there could be some truth to it. Someone suggested that the declining white birth rates may be improved with an increase in sexual proclivity or appetite brought about by transplants from African body parts.
The countries with the lowest life expectancy by the World Health Organization are in Africa and include: Mozambique (53.52), Nigeria (53.52), Chad (51.50), Angola (51.50), Mali (52.50), Guinea Bissau (50.48). Swaziland (50.49), Somalia (50.48), Lesotho (50.49), Democratic Republic of the Congo (49,48), Central African Republic (48.47), and Sierra Leone (47.46).
 We Africans fall low on life expectancy scale, and rank high on the Corruption Index. Nigerians rob their country to death, leaving our loots in foreign lands. Foreign countries use our resources to enrich themselves and prolong their lives.
That the White Europeans live long and die at old age is not accidental. The people of Europe set healthful choices as top priorities for individuals and the nations.  Highest life expectancy countries are:   Japan ( 82.6 years), Hong Kong (82.2), years”3- Switzerland ( 82.1),  Israel ( 82.0),   Iceland  81.8 ),Australia (81.2), Singapore (81.0), UK (81.50), France (82), Spain (80.9) Sweden (80.9) , Macau ( 80.7).

 The Europeans live healthier and longer lives  while maintaining their healthcare systems with the billions of dollars leaders of African countries steal and take to Europe. You can imagine bow our African leaders bow their bushy heads so low almost touching the ground as they prostrate to hand the loots over to Bekee (white man) as slaves did to “Masser” on Virginia plantations.

Although keeping up with our yearly physical checkups and taking our medications appropriately as prescribed  is recommended,  we should not just stop at that.. That alone does not ipsofacto guarantee longevity. Physicians are not gods and drugs are not the panacea or cure-all for all of our health problems. Though physicians and medicines play important parts in our wellbeing, they do not explain why Africans die early or the reason they do not live to be 100 or more.
Each of us, while working with our family physicians and taking medications as prescribed, should take full responsibility for the quality of our lives and how long we live. Living long is not a privilege reserved exclusively for the rich. We all can live to be centenarians.
Aren’t you getting leery and weary of attending wake keeping each weekend for a Nigerian man or woman who died at a ridiculously young age? Haven’t you attended funerals in which, in their opening prayers, the pastors thanked God for allowing the deceased to live beyond “the 70 years Thou hast allotted us.” Whoever tells you the Bible says God  has allotted us 70 years to live , is telling you okwu asi (Igbo term for a fib or an untruth). That’s a blatant lie!  If 70 wee the magical number, why do Nigerians die at 53 and Sierra Leoneans die at just 47? We can live up to 100 years and beyond if we learn how to maintain the structures that house our bodies.
While this writer was visiting China years ago, he once joked about wanting to take a dozen 100-year-old Chinese women to Nigeria to explain to my people how some Chinese men we read about on the internet live very long lives. When our guide quickly said : “It is impossible,” we asked : “Why do you say that, Fiona?” She responded: “Because Chinese men live for a very, very long time with their wives.” Then, we asked: “What happens when the men die?” The guide’s prompt answer was startling: “Chinese men do not die.” 
We know it is impossible, really improbable to believe that there are people who do not experience death. Anyway,  we know the Chinese, some Americans, Japanese, and British are living to ripe old ages and dying at ages that are well over 100 years. They must be doing something we Africans have not learned to do. What are some of the things they are doing? We shall soon discover these. Read on.
Although a few Nigerians and other Africans do live fairly long lives, it is only a rare exception, not the general rule. The majority of us  Africans have a life expectancy much shorter than what is obtainable in the Western world.  Why can’t we in Nigeria (nay, Africa in general) live much longer than we are now doing? Is the problem nature or heredity? Is it nurture or environment? Let’s recap the statistics.
Can you imagine the Japanese and the Swiss living to be 83 and 82 respectively while Nigerians and Mozambicans only clock half that much at 53 years? There are some health habits that will improve the life expectancy of many of us in Africa. This writer is an educator who has training in education and psychology, law, and mathematics. He is not a medical doctor and is not qualified to diagnose and treat diseases or render medical advice. Readers are advised to see their healthcare providers for professional advice. This essay is concerned only with commonsense what-to-do’s.
Speak with your doctor: The first thing Nigerians think of or say when some loved one gets sick or dies are “witchcraft,  poison, or enemies.” Our minds are being taken over by superstitious beliefs. We Africans do not take advantage of preventive medicine that wards off diseases before they become full blown. It is easier to treat a disease when it is beginning to develop than when it is aggressively destroying our bodies.  It is very advisable to have yearly check-ups for cancer, prostate disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, or any of the debilitating diseases that tend to cut our lives short.
Take medications as prescribed by your doctor. But- this is a big but-  but remember drugs do not cure, and excessive dependence on chemicals is foolhardy. The human body is naturally equipped to heal and renew itself when properly cared for. Too much medication weakens our natural immune system  and make us susceptible to illnesses.
Eat like you have commonsense: Eating doesn’t mean you must swallow everything   like eke(python). Because Nigerians love ihe onuno (things to swallow), they gulp down heavy starches (pounded cassava, yam, corn, even flours) and they down hard goat meats without proper chewing. They also quaff large quantities of stout and Heineken beers so that women look like hippopotami and men appear to be pregnant women.
Don’t retire from active life: Forget early retirement. Keep working on your job and don’t give up work. The world is doing away with forced retirements of older people. Find things to do to occupy the time you spent in the office even if our government forces you to give up your paid employment at mandated retirement age. Research shows older workers have a wealth of experience that can be tapped into, and that retirement does not mean dying early at home. Volunteer work can occupy the time we spent on paid employment.

Keep your mind sharp and in good working condition: It’s being said that “the mind is a terrible thing to waste.” Keep the mind fully engaged at all times. Study calculus. Speak a Nigerian language other than your native tongue. The mind is the computer that powers your being. Your mind shall not be idle but must be engaged in learning new skills and tasks.

Keep  the mind sharp doing things that excite you, such as, farming, training to be a preacher, player of new instruments, service as role models for young people, traveler to unfamiliar places in Africa or foreign countries. Read world news and happenings around you. Connect to the internet. Don’t travel the same way back and forth to work or church. Find 4 or 5 different routes to get to the same destination.

Have fun figuring things out. Get lost sometimes and figure your way home.  Don’t rely on gadgets like GPS to help you find your way.  Enjoy getting lost in surrounding counties around your city and asking for directions from highway police, other motorists or gas station attendants. It is fun being lost and spending an hour or two to find my way around. It is an adventure.  Learn new language, such as Igbo, Yoruba, Fulani, or the American Sign Languages. Enroll in computer enrichment classes.

Take out Life insurance with some of the money you spent at wake keeping. Let the dead rest in peace and look after the living. Spare your family the shock and expenses of footing funeral and burial and flying your body to Nigeria. Maintain accidental  life and funeral insurance that will come handy in case you unexpectedly pass on.

Move around: Why do you drive around like bigman/big madam who have forgotten how to walk?  Do you remember walking to school or to fetch water from the stream in your village? Leave your car at home and walk around the neighborhood on weekends. Walk up and down the stairs in your house of office. Go to your neighborhood parks, walk, or ride bicycles.  Take advantage of the gym and other community activities,  Become members of the YMCA.

Don’t sit around inactive like fat Buddha and allow your body to degenerate or atrophy. Don’t be imprisoned by arthritis or obesity due to difficulties associated with inaction and laziness. Relive the soccer games you had played, the athletics, running, basketball, jumping, and walking around you did to impress the guy or gal you are now married to. Stay active. Get off your fat, lazy ass away from swallowing food and take a refreshing walk.

Take your wife or fiancé to a large mall or airport and walk until you are out of breath. Walking is the best and safest exercise one can take. Please take the children with you so you run after them to battle with their fidgety behavior. Walk for at least 2 miles or more each day in your neighborhood. Join the YMCA and do the aerobics. Climb the hills found around Jos, Nigeria, or in the Cameroons.

Eat healthy diets: Foods high in fibers (tuwo, corn, millet, collards, cabbage)  to help cleanse the body of cholesterol and fat-building impurities in our body. Avoid food containing too much starch or sugar to ward off diabetes, stroke, unhealthy prostates, colon cancer, etc  Eat green vegetables each day. Enjoy eating your vegetables raw or half-cooked to obtain essential vitamins. Drink half gallon of clean water daily. As much as possible avoid Nigerian starchy foods loaded with carbohydrates, such as akpu (cassava)  foofoo, and garri. Chew your food thoroughly before swallowing to ease digestion.  Substitute starches with oats or wheat flours, Remember goat meat is tough to chew and takes months to digest and can cause painful indigestion.

Floss your teeth daily: by passing strong threads between your teeth to dislodge rotten foods that might be blocking your arteries and flow of life-giving blood throughout your body.
If you don’t floss, it will lead to plaque build-up, which can lead to cavities, tooth decay, and gum disease that, if left untreated, can be a leading cause for heart disease, diabetes, and a high body mass index. Additionally, bacteria can cause bad breath and having food or debris between your teeth can make them look less clean or white. Flush you mouth and gargle with Hydrogen Peroxide each morning.

Have at least six hours of sleep each day: Get no less than 6 hours of good restful sleep undisturbed by fear or uncertainty. An hour or less of quick naps in daytime will do the body lots of good.

Watch out for stress that kills: Why do we stay fretful, anxious, neurotic, or stressed out worrying about things that are beyond our control and that can lead to heart attacks or heart failures? Get out of stressful relationships and marriages if mutual communication or counseling fails to fix things. Banish fear and dreadful worrying from our lives. Let go of anger. Forgive those who offend you. Forgive yourself when you make stupid mistakes you shouldn’t have made. Apologize readily and quickly to people you have offended.

Treat your body as if it were a loan from God: We do not own the body that houses our soul and mind. It is a loan, a temporary abode that should be maintained while we are on this earth.  Treat your body as the White House or Aso Rock mansion where the Presidents live.

Love that body with plenty of good food consisting of sweet fruits (mangoes, bananas, guavas, apples, oranges, plantains, etc), and vegetables (cabbages, okras, onions, lettuce) ; and nuts (groundnuts, cashews, palm kernels). Drink plenty of clean water. Add fish to your diet, and include vitamins, such as omega-3 and selenium.  We ought to keep our body weight down and not be too obese. Fatness incites diseases such as strokes and diabetes.

Stay connected with other people you love: Don’t be like the ostrich that buries its head in the sand oblivious of the happenings in the world. Connect with friends and family members. Enjoy the get-together of the Secondary School Old Boys, Yoruba Club and the Igbo Union have to eat, dance till 4am, and converse until there is nothing else to talk about.

 Remember to play in the Tennis Club or at recreation centers. Healthy people call each other up on telephones, visit each other’s homes, and attend each other’s birthday parties, churches or mosques. You may visit friends’ homes to show support when tragedies hit. People who live long often contribute money to help out with friends’ funerals. They volunteer in community work whenever needed.

Play like a crazy man/woman: Remember smashing ping pong/tennis balls at tournaments in your younger age. Have a carpenter to construct a wooden Ping Pong table or buy one.  Wake spouse up at 5am to smash ping pong with her/him until you are ready to go back to bed. Keep the small white balls and table tennis bats ready on the table.  Take life easy. Have a good sense of humor Always have kind words to say to people and a willingness to render selfless help. It does not cost you a kobo to smile. Laugh at yourself and at the mistakes you make. Laugh heartily.

Know your medical conditions and behave accordingly. Do you forget you have high blood pressure and still add large quantities of sodium/salt to your diet? If you remember you have diabetes, why do you eat highly starchy foods like white rice and white bread, and why can’t you take more vegetables, fruits, and   organic foods? If you love rice as Nigerians do, buy brown rice. Shop at Whole Foods  if you live in North America.

Run from alcohol, drugs, tobacco, and marijuana/Indian hemp: These mess up your mind and keep you addicted and imprisoned in a dependent mood. Isn’t it like being imprisoned at Kiri Kiri or Federal Penitentiary? It appears alcohol has destroyed many African lives and ruined numerous careers and marriages. Don’t you know that coffee is a drug and you drink it as if it were water?
IN CONCLUSION: How long you live is a responsibility left entirely to you, not to anyone else. We Africans can live to be 100 years old or older if we make serious efforts to eat balanced meals that nourish our bodies and take measures that prevent ailments from growing worse and cutting our lives short.
Copyrighted  6/5/2016

By Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com