SO YOUR LIFE ENDED AFTER AKATA IMPREGNATED YOUR DAUGHTER?

by Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail.com

Essay contains profanity and graphic materials of sexual nature

“How is her pregnant daughter doing?”  That was a bombshell!  This essayist just called a Nigerian woman at Utonkon  to ask how she is doing, and  the Utonkon woman answered  with a question of her own. “How is her pregnant daughter doing?” What pregnant daughter? This writer is a man, and didn’t know of any pregnant girl, and if I did, it wasn’t my baby. I am not used to women’s gossips.  What do I know about pregnancies when I am not a woman? You see trouble!  Women, like Jesus, often like to speak in parables, leaving the hearers to do the interpretation. The “her” in the Utonkon woman’s question is referring to the daughter of her friend and townswoman in Florida.  The Utonkon woman grew up with the Florida woman. They know.  The Florida woman’s husband happens to be a friend of this writer and as friends; we are constantly on telephone discussing, boko haram, Nnamdi Kalu, Delta Avengers, and politicians’ corruptions at home. Sometimes, we talk about children. But, who is this pregnant daughter? Unable to control my curiosity, I called up Pauline, the wife of my friend in Florida.

“Hello, Pauline, your friend is asking about a pregnant daughter. Which daughter is this woman talking about? Didn’t Linda just graduate from the university? What is your friend at Utonkon talking about? I don’t understand.” Then I felt guilty. The worst thing on earth I would want to do is to  hurt a friend or to rejoice at the friend’s misfortune or calamity. Pauline replied: “Yes, that’s Linda. She became impregnated by Akata boy, and has run off with the Akata, sharing apartment with that Akata.”  There was utter contempt, scorn, or disdain in Pauline’s distraught voice. A mother in pains coupled with shame is not a pleasant thing to behold. It is as if Pauline’s life has just ended before it started.  Lord, have mercy! So that was the bombshell? Lord, have mercy!

It is obvious that neither Pauline nor her husband Silas wanted to mention this to the writer in the 9 months it takes pregnancies to show, though I have been on telephone constantly with Silas who is my good friend and townsman. Husband and wife’s failure to spill the beans (or let the cat out from the bag) stems from shame associated with the pregnancy of a daughter who is the rising star of the family. It is not just  ife ifere (things of shame) that an unmarried daughter is carrying a baby out-of-wedlock  for  a man. The elopement adds a bad twist, and the situation is made indescribably worse when the fucker is Akata man of all people. It is a disgrace, embarrassment, dishonor, humiliation, infamy, ignominy, or just bad for the family’s reputation for a Nigerian girl to be impregnated by a non-Nigerian, a non-Igbo, and Akata (a descendant of black American slaves) for that matter.

Carrying a child for Akata and eloping with the Akata is like waving a red flag in front of any angry bull and being stampeded in the dust. What an insult! Igbos see idi ime (pregnancy) and mgbakwu nwoke (elopement with a man) as serious breaches of omenala (tradition or customary ways of doing things) Muslim parents are known to kill daughters who marry men the family does not approve of and Muslim husbands are likely to murder wives who support such marriages or elopements.

The instant essay has three objectives. First. to empathize with and console Pauline and Silas. Second, to tell women who are in the same situation as Pauline is in: “ You cannot raise your kids in New York or Florida as your parents had raised you at Utonkon or any Nigerian village.” Second, to admonish parents anywhere, Nigeria included; “You cannot control your child’s love and sexual activities as your parents controlled you while growing in Nigeria in the 90’s with gba gi ose n’anya n’ike (put pepper in your eyes and  your anus). For one thing, a Nigerian city of the 90’s is a far cry from Florida, Chicago, Washington DC, or Atlanta in 2016. Utonkon girls are still cooking foo-foo with firewood and slapping mosquitoes off their sexy bodies in the 24-hour darkness. California and New York girls are fucking men in cheap motels and experimenting with drugs and oral sex and orgies.

You know what? Wonders would never end, and the world would never cease rotating on its rickety axis or revolving wobbly around the sun, and the sun will never stop rising from its bed in the East and sleeping on the same bed in the West. If you want to know why these risings and settings; fucking and impregnating of daughters are so, you better go and ask God because only He has the answers. Besides, if you have a strong disagreement and threaten me with a one-man boko haram, please take it up with Allah. Surely, men will always be men who love to fuck and girls will be girls who cannot help wanting men to fuck them.  That’s the bottom line. That’s the best I can explain why people love to fuck.

When people keep telling me: “The world is getting smaller,” I know exactly what is meant. You must be a fool to think that your elementary school girl is a non- fucking virgin or that Nigeria is the best place on earth that has not been polluted by filth, abandoned babies, fornication, akwunakwuna (prostitution), superstition, and all imaginable sins of Sodom and Gomorrah. Incest or sexual relation relations between fathers and daughters or between mothers and sons are taking place in your beloved Nigeria. Sexual promiscuity is mundane and taking place among your “innocent” boys and girls more often than you care to know. You can bury your head in shame in the sand as ostriches do but that will not obliterate the fact. You fool, you may go on pretending it is not true. That is the way fools are: pretense, denial, charade, make-believe!

You can go to Nigeria and buy a baby for N300,000 ($875 at $1=N350 at the black market  rate). If you are one of those persons who rob the Nigerian treasury or have extra money or are impatient because the wife you just married is infertile and you want to not let neighbors into the secret, you can do something. You can expedite an illegal adoption process by paying millions of Naira to make matters go fast.  Here is a stern warning: just do it secretly so police would not grab you and say: “Aha, child trafficking.” There is a better idea that is cheaper: find one of those seemingly innocent girls someone has fucked and impregnated; take her to your home and pay her medical bills until she delivers her baby. Give her some Naira and clothes. Take the baby. Send her away.  Congratulations! You’ve just gotten a baby!

Millions of Nigerian babies are born daily and thrown away in gutters or left in marketplaces. By who?  Several Nigerian primary, secondary, and college females get impregnated by unemployed males or by onyeburu (wheelbarrow or truck pusher) or by a man the family considers to be efuluefu (riff raff, prodigal, worthless man ). The girls often do not want parents to know therefore an easy option is to dump the newborn somewhere after a trader performs unhygienic abortions which sometimes  end with deaths of the young mothers. Why the dumping? Unmarried pregnancies are considered a taboo. The mother is an outcast. Nobody wants to marry her. She is embarrassment to her family.  If you don’t understand this, you are a gossipy person  greatly interesting in fucking. Find out on your own.  If you want more gossips, let’s bring it closer home to our Nigerian women (single and married) both inside and outside Nigeria.

 That Nigerian women fuck anyone they see is a very open secret. Married women fuck house boys, their work supervisors, traders with money, and each others’ husbands. Nigerian married women in America love to fuck Akata men  for several reasons. Akata men fuck like dogs; they give Naija women all the bedmatics in the book, including sucking pussy, lifting the woman’s legs up in the air from the bed, exposing the buttocks quite ajar, and biting the clitoris until it becomes as pink as salmon or hairless pigskin and fucking both anus and vagina at the same time. Akata boys share alcohol and drugs with our Nigerian women who are hungry dick suckers. They are hot for sex they see in X-rated videos. They are into experimentations that are best provided by Akata men. Nigerian men are dishrags, unable to satisfy Patience or Ngozi because of PBDD (pot belly, diabetes and drunkenness). The term Whore was invented for Nigerian women. We are talking about all Nigerian women, especially the Igbo, Yoruba, Edo, Calabar, Rivers, and all Nigerian women from all tribes who have vaginas.  They all want to be fucked hard but worry if their daughters do as their mothers do.

The debate on the effectiveness of female genital mutilation (removal of the clitoris and other parts of the sex organ) to control excessive desire for sex, has not been concluded, This topic is beyond the scope of this brief essay. See your physician for professional advice. 

CONCLUSIONS. If you ever find yourself in Pauline’s shoes and your daughter runs off with Akata (a Black American) or marries one, so let it be. You are not the person the Akata is impregnating or marrying. You are not eloping with him, are you?  If your daughter or son is of age (over 18 years of age), finishes college, and decides to  date or marry Akata he/she loves, so be it.  Do you want to force a marriage upon your child, knowing fully well that arranged/forced marriages do not work nowadays as they once did in your village? Who are you to force a Nigerian girl born in America to marry a  Nigerian she hardly knows or does not love?

Who are you to forbid your child to love whoever he/she chooses? Stop playing God. Because  as a mother, you  cannot shit for her child just as you cannot die for  your child, you better  stay clear of things that aren’t your damned business, if your pieces of advice are ineffective. It is advisable to pull your child and the Akata partner closer to you to form a larger family. Akata are Nigerians and other Africans whose ancestors came to American shores on slave ships centuries ago. Akata are people too. The only difference is cultural. You need to sanitize your prejudices, Fool.

Posted by Dr. James C. Agazie, jamesagazie@gmail,com

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